WHAT IF WE LIKE OUR WRESTLERS OILED AND SPANDEXED? The gang at SPORTS BUSINESS DAILY watches Conan so we don’t have to, and thanks to their industriousness we learn that WWE wrestler John Cena guested on the show last night, and talked about “reinventing” the traditionally homoerotic wardrobe worn by wrestlers in the ring.
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Cena: “I get a lot of trouble from the industry that I’ve kind of ‘reinvented’ the industry. I wear regular shoes rather than high, patent-leather boots, and I wear jean shorts rather than underwear-like Spandex tights. I also don’t put oil on my body.
“I kind of put those three together: Going out in high, patent-leather boots and wearing really skimpy, Spandex trunks and putting oil on yourself and rolling around with another guy. I’m not one to judge, it’s just not my cup of coffee.”
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Yup, Cena’s the picture of masculinity .
