JOEY PORTER WORN OUT LIKE OLD PAIR OF LEVIS BY JONES: WTAE-TV in Pittsburgh helps clears away the confusion about the recent Joey Porter-Levi Jones altercation in Vegas. In short, Porter, the new Dolphins linebacker, was backhoed by Jones, an offensive lineman for the Bengals.

Dave Benz was an eyewitness and reported to the Pittsburgh TV outlet, “They were throwing down, They must have each gotten in a good three or four swings. Then all of a sudden, the bigger guy who I found out later was Levi Jones, picked up Joey Porter and tossed him probably 10 feet like he was a rag doll.”

Porter then was held back from Jones for a moment, but soon broke free and “ran full sprint at Levi Jones and dove through the air at him like he was trying to tackle Ladanian Tomlinson. Took him down with a tackle, then the two of them got up. They were throwing fists again. It sounded like a ‘Rocky’ movie.”

Rocky? I’m actually thinking Wedding Crashers 2: