• DEADSPIN is all abuzz about Joe Buck hosting a “celebrity” spelling bee.

• FAN IQ’s 100% INJURY RATE races over video of A.J. Pierzynski taking on a Sun-Times columnist in a base-stealing contest.

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS weighs in with the opinion that baseball players are meant to be fat.

• JOE SPORTS FAN has hair-raising news that Mets pitcher John Maine just loves Jennifer Anniston’s mane.

• Will Brinson of AOL FANHOUSE uploads some Sonics fans taking their rage out on David Stern through the wonderful world of Wikipedia.

• Mike Hendricks of the KANSAS CITY STAR has a bone to pick with a minor league team hosting a Michael Vick “Welcome to the Neighborhood” Night.

• Charles Elmore of the PALM BEACH POST catches up with Sesil Karatancheva, the first female tennis player to be banned for steroid use.

• UTNE READER laments the current state of sports journalism.