Comments on: Joakim Noah Hits The Beach w/Topless Girlfriend

By: MeThinks

MeThinks — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 13:29:12 +0000

Don’t be a hater, daphnegills…there’s someone out there for you too, sweetie…

By: Dini

Dini — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 15:26:43 +0000

Well with some safe search off and very brief googlage, we can determine that those are really baseballs attached to her chest.

I mean come on if you’re going to pay for it, can’t they at least look real?

By: daphnegills

daphnegills — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:31:49 +0000

This ISNT his GF… he does however date some chick he met when he was in college. She lives in Arkansas and they met when Arkansas played Florida. They have been together off and on ever since. Most of the pictures (such as these) are set up for publicity. His REAL GF has 1000s of pics of the two of the (some taken while they were in St. Barts… hello these pics are staged) on her myspace page. I only know this… because she and I lived on the same hall in the same dorm in college. The reason you don’t find a lot of pics of her is because she is in a professional position and things like this would cost her her job and her license (she is a PA). Anyway… she is really pretty, but she is a big girl… well big compared to that *thing* he’s with there. Anyway… look her up on myspace if you really wanna see his GF

By: BoumtjeBoumtje

BoumtjeBoumtje — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:21:09 +0000

Good point mrd9333. He could be on the "down low".

By: mrd9333

mrd9333 — Sat, 16 May 2009 01:01:24 +0000

He might still be gay,he could be frontin' for the camera.

By: HawkeyeHater

HawkeyeHater — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:17:08 +0000

All evidence to the contrary, he's still gay…

By: Victor_M

Victor_M — Fri, 15 May 2009 08:59:26 +0000

Can anyone post some picts of his NY girlfriend I keep hearing about? Does she really own a J lo ass?

By: nuthinhere

nuthinhere — Fri, 15 May 2009 08:29:17 +0000

so he isnt gay!

Maybe he's into tranny's?

By: KimX

KimX — Fri, 15 May 2009 06:18:13 +0000

Who said this is his girl friend? wasnt he dating a bikini model from ny who looks way better? any1 know if they finally called it quits?

By: Miguel

Miguel — Fri, 15 May 2009 05:16:01 +0000

lol yeap he’s working hard for next season! there you go noah!