Rascal-ly Jim McMahon Really Knows How To Roll

It’s been a big day for the ‘85 Chicago Bears. First, you have Mike Ditka opening up his new restaurant in Pittsburgh. And now we have the following priceless image of Drunky QB Jim McMahon partying it up on an old man scooter with ladies half his age, courtesy THE SPORTING BLOG:

Jim McMahon, partying hard

The photo of McMahon rolling on a Rascal was taken at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut, and, well, there’s really not much else to say.

Other than it’s clear that when he hits the turf, he’s got no plan. He just kind of throws his body all over the field. It doesn’t look like he can dance (hence the scooter), but he can throw the pill. He motivates the cats, he likes to tease. He plays so cool, he aims to please. And that’s exactly why we all got here on the double, to catch him doing … something-something-something.

The man’s still got it!