Rascal-ly Jim McMahon Really Knows How To Roll

It’s been a big day for the ‘85 Chicago Bears. First, you have Mike Ditka opening up his new restaurant in Pittsburgh. And now we have the following priceless image of Drunky QB Jim McMahon partying it up on an old man scooter with ladies half his age, courtesy THE SPORTING BLOG:

Jim McMahon, partying hard

The photo of McMahon rolling on a Rascal was taken at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut, and, well, there’s really not much else to say.

Other than it’s clear that when he hits the turf, he’s got no plan. He just kind of throws his body all over the field. It doesn’t look like he can dance (hence the scooter), but he can throw the pill. He motivates the cats, he likes to tease. He plays so cool, he aims to please. And that’s exactly why we all got here on the double, to catch him doing … something-something-something.

The man’s still got it!

24 comments

  1. GravatarAnonymous
    3:38 pm on October 15th, 2010

    The girl on his lap is Blayke Navon I think. Her mother Laurie Navon is his mistress I think. Isn’t he still married to Nancy? For that matter Laurie’s married to a guy named Sam I think.

  2. Gravataranonymous
    6:11 pm on October 29th, 2010

    all of your “I thinks” are absolutely wrong. Jim is not married to Nancy. And Laurie is not married to Sam. “mistress” would not be the word.

  3. GravatarAnonymous
    3:05 pm on November 18th, 2010

    word in cougar nation is jim and nancy divorced a little over 1 year ago. i was sad to hear it. she was a good woman who truly loved him. i really hope he didn’t cheat on her

  4. GravatarAnonymous
    12:00 pm on November 23rd, 2010

    So Jim and Nancy McMahon are no longer married. This is sad news and the break up is definitely his loss.
    Nancy: You are a beautiful woman, inside and out. I hope that nothing but goodness and joy come your way because you deserve the best in life. You are a class act.
    Jim: I read that you have memory loss so I suppose this is the reason you cannot remember that you had a wonderful loving wife who stood by you for 20+ years. Your blind right eye is probably also the reason that you cannot see that your current gf is one of those old chicks who looks like she should have stopped stripping about 20 years ago and has now exchanged her skin for chapped leather.
    Laurie: I really hope you did not have an affair with a married man and break up a family. Please also know that you can exchange beach ball size “breasts” for basketball size implants and still look sleazy

  5. GravatarObjective Bystander
    3:13 pm on January 8th, 2011

    To the last post - when I thought that ignorance and stupidity on the web was at hits height, posts like yours prove that idiots still run rampant.
    How do you know what Jim’s current GF looks like as she is not in this photo? Many people get divorced after 20 yrs of marriage - its an unhappy event but not always one person’s fault. Mocking Jim McMahon and poking fun at his blind eye or memory issues does not prove a point, but shows you as a judgmental and callous person.
    Please dear writer also know you can easily obtain meds for your obvious anger issues. The only thing sleazy on this blog was the nasty comments. And for the record, no one broke up Jim McMahon’s marriage, and Laurie was a former model and is a wonderful person.

    “People in Glass Houses should not throw Stones.”

  6. GravatarAnonymous
    3:20 pm on January 16th, 2011

    Get a life all of you!!!

  7. GravatarAnonymous
    3:39 pm on January 16th, 2011

    Alcoholism creates these types of tragic outcomes. If any old friends really care about Jim they might want to man up and get him into therapy and detox him first . Everyone deserves a second chance. He had a heart of a champion and if he gets sober he can be a champion again!

  8. Gravataranonymous
    7:09 pm on February 11th, 2011

    you guys are all so ridiculous, stop talking smack when i can assure you everything you are saying is incorrect. grow up.

  9. Gravataranonymous
    3:46 am on February 12th, 2011

    The young lady on his lap is absolutely beautiful!

  10. GravatarBob Chekas
    1:41 am on March 30th, 2011

    Listen here doug mahoney will be the blood sacrifice no question about it~!

  11. GravatarAnonymous
    11:08 am on April 3rd, 2011

    I met Jim and Nancy in ‘85 and thought that they had a special relationship. I am sorry to hear that they are no longer married. She was a supportive wife and wonderful mother and I always admired her.

  12. GravatarAnonymous
    6:48 pm on April 11th, 2011

    On the web it says Jim got divorced in 2009. He & Laurie were together before that. They should have waited until the ink was dry before they got together.

  13. GravatarAnonymous
    7:02 pm on April 30th, 2011

    I always wondered if they argued about money.

  14. GravatarAnonymous
    12:57 pm on May 21st, 2011

    Talk about a quiet divorce! More like silent b/c no one knew they split up. Jim and Nancy belong together and I hope God restores their marriage.

  15. GravatarAnonymous
    2:55 pm on May 29th, 2011

    I’ve seen Laurie before. She seems to be a nice person but she is not physically attractive. She probably wrote the comment about being a former model. Nobody else would say that. it’s just not believable.

  16. GravatarAnonymous
    8:21 am on June 5th, 2011

    I’m stunned Jim and Nancy split up too. I only met Nancy once. I was working at the hospital when Jim had his lacerated kidney and she came in. She must have been 9 months pregnant but she was so nice to everyone and concerned about her husband. Plus she was taking care of their baby daughter! Very pretty and nice lady. I hope she’s doing well.

  17. GravatarAnonymous
    9:07 am on July 15th, 2011

    If Jim and Nancy are divorced why all the hush hush? His info. ought to say spouse, Nancy Daines McMahon (m. 1982, d. 2009). It’s insane to have been married to a woman for so long, have a life and family with her then act like she doesn’t exist.

  18. Gravatarrobbie oros
    7:07 am on July 19th, 2011

    Hey Jimmy, wow, i haven’t spoken with u since last Christmas, and im sorry i haven’t been a better friend. Since Lori and the boys were killed in the car accident, i sort of been out of sorts.
    If u don’t mind i will call Nancy. we all had such great times while at BYU, and to tell u upfront, u were never stupid or dumb, but u certainly at the time had me fooled. i always wondered why i was turtoring you… ur brillant.
    should u read this comment, feel free to call me if i haven’t called u or left u a message. i suspect we have lots to rehash over our current situations.
    if u and Nanc are no longer, im really busted over this news.
    im still a great cook, but don’t much anymore, due to the obvious..so drop by bring i will have ur fav beverage…i still remember. and Lori had written down how to make ur fav dinner. we ate it frequently and we use to call it ‘we are having the mc mahon’s dinner tonight’. damn i miss u.
    i do hope ur well, and as always, if u need anything, u have my number.
    hope to hear from u soon.
    robbie o.

  19. GravatarAnonymous
    6:15 pm on September 7th, 2011

    I looked this divorce up. According to the Cook County, IL records Nancy filed for a divorce on Sept. 18, 2009. It was uncontested. I’m sad b/c I thought they would be together always. It gave me hope for true love.

  20. GravatarSS
    9:54 pm on September 17th, 2011

    WOW, there really some ruthless people out there… Do u all even know Jim or Laurie.. cause if you did you wouldn’t be writing such stupidity. One no matter what Jim does in his personal life, how many of you know that he participates in the wounded warriors foundation, wich there are many others.. He has flown to Iraq to see our men and woman who are out there protecting our freedom. Laurie is such a beautiful person inside and out. All I can say is I met them once and I will say I had my ideas about Jim and that all changed once I hung out with him. Jim and Laurie are both faboulous people.

  21. GravatarAnonymous
    8:12 pm on September 30th, 2011

    love nance. she’s wonderful

  22. GravatarAnonymous
    10:20 pm on November 19th, 2011

    surprised jim and nance are divorced. all they ever did was say how much they loved each other. weird

  23. GravatarAnonymous
    5:47 pm on January 16th, 2012

    lol, Lori a model NO, who the heck wrote that! Yes she was married to a guy named Sam, (no prize either) She absolutely cheated on Sam with lots of guys t’s common knowledge. She met Jim through Sam and the yes. it’s a mess, not a hot mess, just a mess. And don’t dare write something to indicate that what I have written is untrue. I was there, I saw it with my own eyes.

  24. GravatarAnonymous
    12:23 pm on February 10th, 2012

    he shouldnt cheat on nancy. she was good 2 him. that sucks

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