Jim Delaney Likes Him Some Tennis Ball Implants

Big 10 Commissioner and staunch BCS proponent Jim Delaney sure does know how to get his cable network cleared people to watch his Big 10 Network: Hire hotties masquerading as reporters. (Apparently Northwestern Water Polo wasn’t enough to move Delaney’s needle.)

Melanie Collins Jim Delaney Big Ten Network

In the past year, Delaney’s BTN has hired huge-boobed blonde Ashley Russell, adult film star Charissa Thompson and now an internet bikini model named Melanie Collins. (Noticing a trend? If not, I apologize for pointing the his out.)

BUSTED COVERAGE notes that apparently Ms. Collins has not yet been assigned to football sideline reporting duties, but instead is keeping things covered (we hope) with the athletes at Penn State.

Melanie Collins Jim Delaney Big Ten Network

Thankfully, she also has plenty of time for internet bikini modeling and Facebook foto fun.

Melanie Collins Jim Delaney Big Ten Network

Actually, I’m sure it’s complete coincidence that Delaney’s BTN hires have turned out this way. If only Holly Rowe would check her voicemail!

26 comments

  1. GravatarMan U-SA
    2:00 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    How else are you going to get people to tune in for Minnesota vs. Indiana?

  2. Gravatarjerryshortbuss
    2:04 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    Tennis ball implants? Then consider me in 40-love with Melanie.

  3. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    2:05 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    The lovely ladies sure do make the Big Ten Network easier to watch.

  4. GravatarSour Orange
    2:08 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    It's times like this I wish Syracuse was in the Big Ten.

  5. GravatarPacman Jerry Julius Jones
    2:11 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    I'd still rather stick with Erin Andrews.

  6. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    2:12 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    Why not just have the ladies broadcast in their bikinis? Ratings are certain to skyrocket, and millions will be calling their cable operators to get the Big Ten Network.

  7. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    2:17 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    I second Wes's motion.

  8. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    2:19 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    I always thought Jim Delany was kind of a boob. But it turns out he just hires them.

    Not that I'm complaining.

  9. GravatarMinnyCooper
    2:23 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    Again with the Minnesota bashing. I'll have you know, ManU, that the Gophers are 6-1 and ranked 24th in the BCS standings. And with OSU out of the way, we got a good chance to run the table through the rest of the Big Ten.

  10. GravatarDevil May Care But I Dont
    2:24 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    Nice backfield in motion she has there.

  11. Gravatarjason
    2:32 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    Guess there are some hot girls in the Big Ten, after all. Take that, Kelly Hemberger Carrington!

    http://sportsbybrooks.com/gator-playboy-playmate-calls-big-ten-girls-ugly-19839

  12. GravatarDirty Waterboy
    2:35 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    I, for one, applaud this trend of hot sideline reporters.

  13. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    2:37 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    Shrewd move by Delany to snatch up all these blonde bombshell reporters. It's got me convinced to start tuning in more often.

  14. GravatarScott @ WFNY
    2:38 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    Here's hoping she's in the 'bus this weekend…

  15. GravatarDan Anderson
    2:41 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    Yeah, they're attractive and all, but can they actually report and give interviews?

  16. GravatarPlaxico Rent-A-Car
    2:52 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    Dan:

    Who cares? They're hot!

  17. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    2:53 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    You make Jim Delany's hiring practices sound like a bad thing.

  18. GravatarJimmy Rollins Band
    2:55 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    For sideline work, more Melanie Collinses and less Tony Siragusas!

  19. GravatarGolden Hurricane Carter
    4:39 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    The BTN could soon stand for the Boobs & T*ts Network.

  20. GravatarEager Beaver
    4:53 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    And the problem is….?

  21. GravatarBermans 222 Dealer
    6:21 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    Jim's just giving the male 18-54 demographic what it wants.

  22. GravatarCleveland Brown
    9:39 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    Any relation to Dana Delany?

  23. GravatarRod Allen
    10:21 pm on October 22nd, 2008

    I'm hoping for a Girls of the Big Ten Network calendar.

  24. GravatarMad Dog
    1:45 am on October 23rd, 2008

    Jim Delaney doesn't actually HIRE anybody on the Big Ten Network. You know that, right?

  25. GravatarBrad James
    1:19 pm on October 23rd, 2008

    Delany's still a jackass and is probably gay. Screw you fag, give us a playoff you piece of garbage.

  26. GravatarBruin Up Trouble
    7:03 pm on October 23rd, 2008

    If the Big Ten can get girls like these, imagine what a Pac Ten Network could get.

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