Jets Listen To Mozart Mike Cuban A Lot Like Elton John

• Block me, Amadeus: LARRY BROWN SPORTS enjoys some classic(al) football, as the Jets are using Mozart in their practices:

Fireman Ed Jets Mozart

• INDY SPORTS BLOG dresses for success, as Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis admits, “There are guys that look really good in shorts.”

• AOL FANHOUSE reports ESPN may finally realize that people really, really, really don’t like “Who’s Now?

• INSIDE MUSIC MEDIA lights a candle in the wind to see what Mark Cuban & Elton John have in common:

Mark Cuban Elton John

• Chicks on Ice: OFF WING OPINION introduces the Northern California Women’s Hockey League.

• Sick kicks: The BUCKS COUNTY (PA) INTELLIGENCER reports a coach at a Temple University soccer camp was arrested for soliciting a 13-year-old girl.

• DC SPORTS BOG wonders how pissed Dan Snyder would be if he knew they gave away *free* chips at Redskins Fan Appreciation Night.:

Dan Snyder Dill Pickle potato chips

• SPORTS ILLUSTRATED reports the Braves’ Jones isn’t too Chipper about A-Rod avoiding controversy when he approaches the home run chase.

• An Oldie But Goodie from the TORONTO BASEBALL GUYS: 100 Reasons to Hate Derek Jeter.

• The NEWARK STAR-LEDGER scrubs up news that Beijing is trying to clean up it’s act before the Olympics. But will the bad air quality index put a nix on the outdoor events?

Beijing Bad Air

• It’s storytime, as THE GHOSTS OF WAYNE FONTES isn’t Lion about the tale of the Farmer and the Colt.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT has these exciting photos of America’s newest sports sensation - rollercoaster chess!