• Derek Jeter hopes to get a hold of a Virginia Tech valentine.

• Surely Bud Selig was nervous about experiencing in-flight plane trouble? Of course he wasn’t - and don’t call me Shirley.

• Tom Brady & Eli Manning meet again - to look for some sensible slacks.

• A group of Cuban soccer players in Florida hotfoot it to freedom.

• The holder of Barry Bonds’ last home run ball is hoping to catch a huge sum.

• Bryant McKinnie is the mack daddy of the club scene.

• Martina Navratilova wants Maria Sharapova to shush.

• The thing about playing baseball in China is that an hour later, you want to step up to the plate again.

• Doug Mirabelli gets booted from Boston yet again.

• Peja Stojakovic isn’t bowling anyone over with his lack of lane skills.

• It’s en Vogue for LeBron to get a grab of Gisele.

• A former singer with TLC is a shoe-in to get Floyd Mayweather Jr.’s attention.