Ah, the rituals of spring. The flowers are sprouting, the weather’s warming up, and Derek Jeter has a new girl. And oddly enough, she’s not even famous! I guess you can only date so may Maxim Hot 100 girls before you get bored.
According to the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS’ GATECRASHER, Jeter has turned in Minka Kelly for a newer model, a 22-year-old college student. It’s adorable! He’s introducing her to Tiger Woods, she’s playing his voicemails for her friends, and he’s giving her a sore butt. Wait, what?
The new alleged conquest is a senior and marketing major at Fashion Institute of Technology in New York. And while no pictures have yet surfaced, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess she’s hotter than anyone you’ll ever talk to.
The girl — whom we’ll let remain nameless — “plays his voice-mails for her friends. They all think it’s adorable that Derek calls himself ‘DJ’ on the messages.”
Oh, DJ!
While Jeter has mostly kept a tight lid on his relationships — he has dated Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel — he doesn’t seem to be hiding the blond F.I.T. gal. “He took her to a party at Underbar and introduced her to some of his friends, like Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods. She was awestruck,” our snitch says.
In addition, “she told him she wanted a tighter butt, so he got her a friends-and-family discount to a gym he goes to and offered to help her work on it. The next day, she was telling everyone how sore she was from their workout.”
Workout. Sure.
I can’t believe he landed another girl with his awful pickup line, previously chronicled as “What are your hopes? What are your dreams?” But when you’re Derek Jeter, your pickup line can be “I’m Derek Jeter” and you’re golden.
12:15 pm on February 27th, 2009
A-Rod must be so jealous.
12:19 pm on February 27th, 2009
Didn't Jeter give Jessica Alba herpes? Or is that some vicious Internet rumor that can lead to a legal smackdown Erin Andrews-style?
12:20 pm on February 27th, 2009
Turns out it's A-Rod in a wig!
12:21 pm on February 27th, 2009
For a second, I thought the girl on the right was completely nude, then I though she was just bikini bottomless.
12:48 pm on February 27th, 2009
This is great - now Minka can be mine!
12:54 pm on February 27th, 2009
Which one is his girlfriend? None of them look that good to me.
1:01 pm on February 27th, 2009
Fascinating post. Would have been better if you told us what brand of shorts Jeter is wearing. What happened to this site?
1:55 pm on February 27th, 2009
Is Jeter playing in the World Baseball Classic? If I were him I'd skip it and stay on the beach with that beauty.
1:59 pm on February 27th, 2009
I'll take the blonde. Jeter can have the rest.
2:11 pm on February 27th, 2009
I'll take them all! I'm not picky.
4:41 pm on February 27th, 2009
Jeter's new beard should fit him nicely.
6:47 pm on February 27th, 2009
Jeter likes women?!?!
6:53 pm on February 27th, 2009
Her name has to be Jessica.
8:28 pm on February 27th, 2009
Somebody's getting a real good education out of this.
1:53 pm on March 1st, 2009
beat you 9 trillion dollars she is white!
8:56 pm on March 2nd, 2009
i bet it's in jordan and woods' gatorade contract to come out and impress "dj's" new girlfriends.. now thats G
6:56 pm on March 17th, 2009
"beat you 9 trillion dollars she is white!"
Of course she's white. jeter don't like black women. I've been told when he's out he tells his buds to cover for him because Jeter thinks black girls are all after his millions and white girls won't try to scam him. Minka Kelly is already boasting to her pals how much money he spends on her and lets her use his private plane. Maybe Jeter gives her money for her weed. She's a well known stoner in Austin and would not surprise me since Jeter always talks against drugs . He's squeaky clean and Minka's squeaky sneaky.