Jessica Simpson Wiggles On Webcam For Romo

NFL training camp is a long and boring process for NFL players. Most of the time, camp is held in some tiny little town that only has one bar and no other forms of entertainment. How is a professional athlete supposed to get through the day without a strip club or a casino to blow their money at? After all, after a full day of knocking heads with your teammates in ninety degree heat, a guy needs a place to blow off some steam.

Jessica Simpson strips for Romo

Which is where Jessica Simpson comes in awfully handy for Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Jessica isn’t allowed at the Cowboys training camp in Oxnard, California, but that doesn’t mean she can’t be there to give Tony the emotional support he needs. That’s why Jessica has started performing her best stripper routines for Tony via webcam.

And the UK’s SUN is there:

The Dukes Of Hazzard actress uses a webcam to transmit red-hot routines to Dallas Cowboys’ TONY ROMO — to keep alive their romance while they are apart.

A pal said: “Jess has no problem showing Tony her favourite ‘PUSSYCAT DOLLS’ routine. She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy.”

I’m not even going to get into what “makes her man happy” means, but I’d be willing to bet $20 that the “pal” who leaked this story is Jessica’s father, Joe. Hell, it was probably his idea and he choreographed the entire routine.

Of course, Jessica is a little paranoid about anybody else seeing her lady parts.

“Jess does get paranoid, making sure Tony doesn’t have any of his Cowboys buddies peeking in on the show.”

Yeah, because Tony is going to be able to keep Adam Pacman Jones from making it rain. The last guy who did that got shot, and I’m pretty sure Romo would like to avoid that at all costs.