â€¢ Jenna Jameson happily announces that she’ll soon deliver a new li’l Tito (or Titoette) Ortiz into the world.
(DVD obsolescence would be good for her adolescent)
â€¢ Did Tony La Russa stop Bruce Springstreen from stepping on the St. Louis stage on time?
â€¢ The FBI is looking into Lindsey Hunter’s involvement in some shady suburban housing shenanigans.
â€¢ NBC notes nothing about a gold medal-winning Aussie diver’s alternative lifestyle.
â€¢ The LPGA demands that all their players learn to speak English good.
â€¢ Jason Kidd nixes Nike and signs with a Chinese shoe maker instead.
â€¢ Even with the Olympic b-ball gold medal back in American hands, Coach K still says he stinks.
â€¢ An Oklahoma basketball player’s pit stop in the bushes turns into an “outrage of the public decency“.
â€¢ You’re guaranteed to have fun during Stanford’s home football slate this season, or your money back!