Jenna Jameson has a nice pair - of brand-new bouncing baby boys!
US MAGAZINE reports that the adult film star gave birth to twins Monday morning. The welcoming of two new bundles of joy into the world is the culmination of months of work between Jenna & her MMA fighter boyfriend Tito Ortiz.
Jameson’s rep says both mom & sons are “in very good health“. Now that she’s the mother of his children, will Tito make an honest woman out of Jenna?
Unlikely, as she doesn’t want to be tied down with tying the knot:
“I think I’m gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies!” she told Us. “I’m following in Angelina’s footsteps!”
So, if the coupling of Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie have been labeled by the media as “Brangelina”, what does that make Tito & Jenna? “Titenna”?
Anyway, back to Jenna, who’s just so happy to be a mommy:
Being able to give birth to two healthy babies is joyful for Jameson, a self-proclaimed devout Catholic.
Because I know plenty of devout Catholics who appear in porn and have babies out of wedlock. But who am I to judge? As Jesus once said, “He who is without sin cast the first stone.” And I defy any of you not to admit that you have at least one DVD or VHS of Jenna Jameson or some other blonde look-a-like porn star hidden in your home office desk or underneath the couch or laid out on your coffee table.
Besides, give poor Jenna a break. She’s already had the heartbreak of one pregnancy gone wrong:
She discovered she was two months pregnant in November 2004 after being diagnosed with malignant melanoma. A day later, she miscarried due to the stress of cancer.
Well, if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. And after going through such a terrible ordeal, it is a bit heartwarming that Jenna’s finally been able to enter the wonderful world of motherhood.
And if she puts as much effort into raising her twin sons as she does in her many, many sexually-explicit cinematic scenes, she’ll do fine.









11:47 am on March 17th, 2009
These two kids will make some psychologist very rich someday..
1:06 pm on March 17th, 2009
Cue never ending line of "sex with your mom" jokes…these kids are effed
1:18 pm on March 17th, 2009
Does this make her a MILF?
3:31 pm on March 17th, 2009
Nope
a MWHBFMMTOC
mom who has been f**ked many many times on camera
5:14 pm on March 17th, 2009
i hit that, back when it looked human.
2:28 am on March 18th, 2009
I'm guessing the kids were able to walk right out without bumping their heads on the sides.
10:38 am on March 18th, 2009
If she breast feeds I voleenter to hold up her t*ts
2:21 pm on March 18th, 2009
Probably the easiest child birth on record(Just slid on out).
1:41 am on March 19th, 2009
Best part of these boys life will be the breastfeeding. After that, its all downhill from there. Get ready for lots of yo momma jokes.
11:13 am on July 23rd, 2009
Ah, quit picking on these two. Jeanna has cleaned up her act and Tito now listens to career advice. Anyone can change for the good! I’m certain that since she’s gotten her implants removed she is one hell of a lot better looking. But who would really complain.
I’ll bet one of the twins finds a cure for breast cancer and the other a cure for HPV!