â€¢ WITH LEATHER finds Chelsea trading the pitch for porn stars, as the English soccer team parties with Jenna Jameson.
â€¢ BABES LOVE BASEBALL apply their Voodoo Sabermetrics to Nationals center fielder Lastings Milledge.
â€¢ Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE wonders why the mainstream media is virtually ignoring Karl Malone’s possible statutory rape allegations.
â€¢ DEADSPIN wants to know if you approve of John Salley’s media work.
â€¢ YOU BEEN BLINDED goes house-hunting, as Pacman Jones’ Tennessee abode is up for sale.
â€¢ HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS gallops over their preview of this weekend’s Kentucky Derby.
â€¢ Tom Knott of the WASHINGTON TIMES blasphemes that LeBron James is no saintly savior.
â€¢ WAGGLE ROOM can’t understand why would anyone want to attack a golf course’s famous Lone Fir.