• Now that Jenn’s been jettisoned by SI, ARMCHAIR GM recommends some suitable Sterger substitutes:
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• How times have changed in college football: THE DETROIT NEWS learns that 1-AA Norfolk State would rather be playing Michigan than Rutgers this Saturday.
• The SAN FRANCISCO EXAMINER feels a great loss, as the Orioles could void Jay Gibbons’ $21 million contract if he’s involved in the current HGH scandals.
• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY knows how criminal SEC officiating can be:
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• PRAY FOR MOJO keeps it in the pocket, as the NFL has suspended Matt Leinart and Tom Brady for producing ineligible offspring.
• THE SPORTS HERNIA digs deep to uncover what’s been buried in the Raiders’ Black Hole.
• THE SUN puts the finger on this crooked-crawed cricketer:
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• FIRST TO THIRD doesn’t feel like garbage anymore, now that Ozzie Guillen will be with the White Sox ’til 2012.
• SPEED TV is taxed by news that IndyCar racing will try revenue sharing in 2008.
• How tough are Aussie footballers? They can keep playing under any circumstances - even without pants!
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• THE MECK DECK feels ESPN experts wouldn’t know a good Carolina running game if it ran right over their asses.
• Oly Sandor of HOOPSVIBE only wants Don Nelson and Golden State ownership just to get along.
