SI HANDS ANOTHER JOB TO SOFTCORE PORN’S STERGER: The sports blog OurBookOfScrap reports that internet nudie model Jenn Sterger is back servicing SI Editors with her latest piece of sports journalism.

She’s now reporting from college campuses, and after reading some of her entries, I’m a little perplexed on what the assignment is all about (besides showcasing her tennis ball implants).

Her latest stop was LSU, where she reports from Baton Rouge on a startling breakthrough in cajun cuisine, “Along my tailgating adventures I was introduced to a native Louisiana dish called Jambalaya. It’s a traditional Cajun recipe that can vary from tailgate to tailgate, but the essential ingredients remain: rice, pork, sausage.”

I have nothing more to add. Absolutely nothing. Kinda like her wardrobe for her last softcore porn appearance.