*Brooks will be at Dodger Stadium tonight Tweeting about Manny Ramirez’s triumphant return to Chavez Ravine.
â€¢ Richard Jefferson tries to explain what really happened with his averted trip to the altar. It involves ending his relationship via email - along with sending a six-figure settlement to the jilted bride.
â€¢ NASCAR racer Jeremy Mayfield tests positive for meth. What, again?!?!
â€¢ The jokes at the ESPYs were so bad, producers were begging the audience to laugh & applaud - so they could edit it into the show later.
â€¢ But the real comedy highlight of the evening was a drunken Matt Kemp trying to break his fall by pulling down the top of his date’s dress.
â€¢ A youth soccer official is under investigation for embezzling over $100,000 from her local organization.
â€¢ And your early leader at the British Open is…60-year-old Tom Watson?
â€¢ The St. Louis Cardinals’ president compares All-Star preparations to marrying off 10 daughters all at once.
â€¢ Meanwhile, did President Obama’s appearance at the game take away some special moments for Stan Musial?
â€¢ Even the WASHINGTON POST doesn’t want to cover the Nationals anymore, so why not let the fans Twitter about them instead.
â€¢ The Red Sox-loving, mullet-removing bank robber has been caught.