WELL, HE CAN ALWAYS POST PICS OF THAT BIG FAT GUY: Reader Jacob today pointed us to an exhilarating new feature on FoxSports.com - comedian Jay Mohr is now an esteemed sports blogger on the site: “Hi. My name is Jay Mohr and I’m the new guy around here. I will be writing sports articles on this site for the next year or so.”

Mr. Mohr, who we loved in Jerry Maguire as sleazy sports agent Bob Sugar, unleashes his uniquely-crafted brand of comedic sports observos in his first post:

• “I hate when people say a black athlete is ‘well spoken.’ I also hate when someone says, ‘he runs fast for a white guy.’”
• “I hate the Raiders and would like to remind you to keep your Raiders’ fans spayed and neutered.”
• “Hockey sucks too. I can’t root for a guy whose name on the back of his jersey has no vowels.”

• “I think that Mike Bibby looks like Kermit the Frog.”
• “I think I am starting to type nonsense.”
• “I will be back here next week with something fascinating. Don’t forget to re-click on this article when you get back to the main page…it’s amaaazing!”

Right on! With wit and wisdom like that, we’re bumping our Foxsports.com bookmark above our favorite sexually ambiguous Super Mario Bros. Japanese anime website.

UPDATE: Apparently Mohr was once a *columnist* for SI.com. And after getting blown out by ESPN with his “Mohr Sports” show, he’s completed the sports media trifecta! (we really need to give his agent a jingle)