Mariotti Says Sayonara To His Sun-Times Column

Jay Mariotti says so long to the Chicago Sun-Times, as the jovial jaunty journalist sees his future going down the Intertubes.

Jay Mariotti

Jose Guillen was oh so close to giving an annoying fan a Royal thrashing.

• A postal worker in Maine tries to make off with a rare baseball card he stole from someone else’s mail.

Rich Gedman is willing to fight the Worcester press to protect the good name of his buddy Roger Clemens. And we do mean “fight“.

• A group of Pennsylvanians partake in a wiffleball game that last 24 hours. And you thought last night’s Mets-Phillies game went long.

Usain Bolt really is the fastest human alive - just ask your local scientist or mathematician.

Stephon Marbury wants to get high, so he bought himself a $45 million private jet.

Andy Roddick & Brooklyn Decker can’t wait to tie the knot in Texas.

• Campbell’s cans the NFL moms from it’s Chunky Soup campaign.

• Jags receiver Dennis Northcutt is accused of ordering a beatdown on his pregnant girlfriend.