• Jay Mariotti says so long to the Chicago Sun-Times, as the jovial jaunty journalist sees his future going down the Intertubes.

• Jose Guillen was oh so close to giving an annoying fan a Royal thrashing.

• A postal worker in Maine tries to make off with a rare baseball card he stole from someone else’s mail.

• Rich Gedman is willing to fight the Worcester press to protect the good name of his buddy Roger Clemens. And we do mean “fight“.

• A group of Pennsylvanians partake in a wiffleball game that last 24 hours. And you thought last night’s Mets-Phillies game went long.

• Usain Bolt really is the fastest human alive - just ask your local scientist or mathematician.

• Stephon Marbury wants to get high, so he bought himself a $45 million private jet.

• Andy Roddick & Brooklyn Decker can’t wait to tie the knot in Texas.

• Campbell’s cans the NFL moms from it’s Chunky Soup campaign.

• Jags receiver Dennis Northcutt is accused of ordering a beatdown on his pregnant girlfriend.