• DEADSPIN checks the want ads, and discovers that the Sun-Timesless Jay Mariotti might be looking for a web designer.

• FROM THE MARBLES feels scalped in listening to Joe Gibbs make a lame Redskins joke during his RNC speech last night.

• Inspired by Chad Johnson’s name change to Chad Ocho Cinco, NEXT ROUND suggests some other surname switches for certain NFL stars.

• UNCOACHED catches one Virginia fan showing his sons some of the finer fun activities of tailgating - such as a rousing game of beer pong.

• PLAYING THE FIELD satisfies your football-watching hunger with this weekend’s riveting recipe - tostada cups with mint juleps!

• THE WIZ OF ODDS spots SI Tour Guy Dan Rubenstein starting this year’s collegiate caravan on the campus of Ole Miss.

• YOU BEEN BLINDED never knew that Brian Urlacher was a Dungeons & Dragons geek. Thank goodness for Old Spice Swagger!

• PUCK DADDY skates over the latest on Kansas City’s efforts to slide an NHL franchise into their new Sprint Center.