PESKY SUBMISSION GUILLOTINE GETS GLAZER EVERY TIME: MMA is sweeping the nation, so as a public service, we thought we’d update you on the status of Fox Sports football reporter Jay Glazer’s official record:
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That makes exactly one more victory than Johnnie Morton.
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Here’s hoping Jay, unlike Johnnie, has laid off the Juice. But based on the hat-size-to-torso ratio, we ain’t too sure.
