Jason Taylor of “Dancing with the Stars” fame has just wrapped up at news conference at Hard Rock Live in Miami, FL, to announce he will only participate in reality shows for one more season and wishes to be traded to a contending show. The reason for the location of the news conference remains a mystery as Taylor has no previously known connections to south Florida.
Rumors abound that shows like “American Idol”, “Survivor”, and “So You Think You Can Fellate a Wild Turkey in a Kids’ Ball Cage Dropped from a Construction Crane” have made a play for Taylor since his runner-up performance on the ABC show. However, Taylor has chosen to speak mostly through his agent’s agent’s business manager’s bus driver’s married sister in Ohio to this point.
Kristi Yamaguchi, the winner of last season’s competition, has rebuffed multiple advances to change venues. Some TV pundits posit that she’s willing to sit out next season in order to keep herself available for an obscure short-run series produced in Vancouver in 2010.