We hope to someday see suburban banners showing SbB some love, too.

• Jason Taylor: Finished “Dancing”, now also finished with the Dolphins?

• We’d smash through glass to check out Hunter Pence’s nudie girlfriend.

• A toast to ESPN analyst Rick Sutcliffe for kicking cancer’s ass!

• Cris Carter wanted to take Will Leitch out. But isn’t he married?

• Mindy McCready movie moves to clear up cuddling with Clemens.

• Bobby Hebert shares some stiff tales from the NFL locker room.

• Dan Patrick is live in three - count ‘em, three - of the top 25 markets.

• Bully for Chicago for hitting the NBA Lottery jackpot.

• A-Rod arrives back, but Jeter gets jostled by a hit to the hand.

• GM Kevin Towers looks to knock down & rebuild the Padres from scratch.