Dolphins: Taylor Not Coming To Training Camp

Miami Dolphins defensive star & Dancing fool Jason Taylor already said that he was skipping out on Friday’s voluntary mini-camp.

The team’s response? If you’re not coming in on Friday, don’t bother coming in to training camp at all.

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The MIAMI HERALD reports that Taylor won’t be showing up during the Dolphins’ summer practice. Coach Tony Sparano announced on Wednesday that Taylor “will not attend any of the team’s minicamps, organized team activities (OTA) or training camp.” He declined to further elaborate or answer any questions from the media.

So, is this the last waltz for Taylor in south Florida? Is he finally free to further pursue his dreams of Hollywood stardom? Will Bill Parcells bid him a tearful goodbye?