• Jason Taylor is still alive on “Dancing With The Stars” - and he’s using ESPN THE MAGAZINE to tell you how he’s doing.

(Taylor likes what he sees in dance partner Edyta Sliwinska)

• What to do when your team’s not in the NBA playoffs? Well, COLLEGE ON THE RECORD catches Greg Oden partyting down at Penn State.

• Redskins TE Chris Cooley reminisces to SHUTDOWN CORNER about how his own draft day went.

• DEADSPIN cuts to the chase, as Terrell Owens has been cropped out of an incriminating photo.

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK reports that the NFL has reached a deal with videophile Matt Walsh.

• MONEY PLAYERS swears it’s been 25 years since Cubs manager Lee Elia went on his infamous NSFW rant.

• THE LOHUD YANKEES BLOG has photographic proof that the Yankees are sticking to Joe Girardi’s demand of no ice cream in the clubhouse.

• Meanwhile, the CHICAGO SUN-TIMES reports that the pinstriped manager took time during his stay in Chicago to visit his ailing father.

• PR NEWSWIRE serves up the details of Maria Sharapova’s 21st birthday bash.

• RUMORS AND RANTS can only laugh at Al Davis & the Raiders’ draft strategy.