• Ex-K.C. NFLer Jared Allen hits the airwaves to share his thoughts on outgoing big Chief Carl Peterson - namely, “Good riddance!”

• As Cleveland State stuns Syracuse, Jim Boeheim stuns a microphone.

• Tony La Russa believes Mark McGwire is full of integrity. We think he’s full of a different substance.

• It’s T.O.’s party, and he can cry if he wants to - since Romo & Witten didn’t show up.

• Sex-crazed sports stars will now have one less Big Apple boobie & booty bar to visit.

• The NAACP says the shotgun death of a star Mississippi high school football player was not a case of suicide.

• Good news, everyone - Erin Andrews did not connect with a North Carolina b-baller.

• The Sooners are going to be short one RB for the BCS championship.

• And the winner of today’s Michael-sees-Red caption contest is…

BenMR, with this colorful observation: I think the chlorine has warped my eyes… this guy doesn’t look red at all!

Thanks for playing. A new contest washes up onto the site tomorrow.