The search has been on for modeling photos of Jamie Kotsay for some time now.
The wife of Atlanta Braves outfielder Mark Kotsay has been worshipped by those only familiar with artificial light ever since she appeared in short shorts at a Florida Marlins on-field function some time ago.
But search no more.
UMP BUMP has some ham-fisted scans of Kotsay in all her back-to-you topless glory.
The topless photo we suppose is appropriate, since husband Kotsay’s career, thanks to a dropoff in production, is definitely hanging by a thread.
UPDATE: The now-infamous photo of Ryan Klesko is lost forever.








7:42 pm on February 26th, 2008
Kotsay looks a LOT like Ryan Klesko. Its eerie.
12:28 am on February 27th, 2008
Um…When referencing an athlete so explicitly as Mark Kotsay was referenced in this article, I highly suggest actually using a picture of him.
Or at least not using a picture of Ryan Klesko and his wife at the 10th Annual Fight Night (a fundraiser for the Muhammad Ali Parkinson Research Center). Although that IS a good cause.
1:22 am on February 27th, 2008
Dude, she has NO ASS! Matzoh has more curves than her ass!
And give me some buffalo wing sauce to shake on her chicken legs.
1:09 pm on February 29th, 2008
I do believe that is an A’s jersey (not a Marlins jersey). This is appropriate, because Mrs. Kotsay was appearing at an A’s event (not a Marlins event).