Sorry, Sean - we have no openings at the moment. Don’t call us, we’ll call you.

• Mark Kotsay’s wife Jamie is quite the cutie:

• Did Yao bow out on the Rockets for Beijing glory?

• What’s Steve Buckhantz’s weapon of choice? “DAGGER!!!”

• Tennis club bans 9-year-old mini-Maria Sharapova over her grunting.

• Floyd Mayweather Jr.’s getting $20 million to step back in the ring - the wrestling ring, that is.

• Charles Barkley will remain the Round Mound of NBA Sound with a new TNT deal.

• Jonathan Papelbon en espanol. Ay caramba!

• MLB tells media sites they’ll only get two minutes of online footage and like it.

• Odds are that the Lakers will win another title.

• Michael Vick’s penance in the pokey seems to be going well.