Blog-A-Roni: Jackie Chan Kicks It w/The Dodgers

• SONS OF STEVE GARVEY tosses out some fun photos of Jackie Chan kickin’ it with the Dodgers.

Joe Torre Jackie Chan

• STEROID NATION comes across strange news of Chinese authorities reportedly testing performance-enhancing drugs on prisoners, and somehow hoping the results can help disqualify Western athletes & give more medals to China.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT passes along news that Dan Marino will be giving this year’s commencement speech for the University of Pittsburgh.

• JOE SPORTS FAN can’t find any relief, as this Wrigley visitor decides to turn a urine trough into a Slip ‘n’ Slide.

• RUMORS AND RANTS is happy to see the return of Randy Johnson’s mullet.

• FOOD COURT LUNCH gets mad at The Masters’ golf balls.

• THE ANGRY T compares this year’s Detroit Tigers with the Cleveland Indians of “Major League II“.

• PHANTOM BASKETBALL suggests Stanford swipe Southern Illinois’ Chris Lowery as their new basketball coach. And if not him, why not try Jim Harbaugh? (He did beat USC.)