Like you, I’m oh-so-very excited about getting the Christmas shopping season underway. So I’ll soon be plunking down my hard-earned 9,450円  to purchase this magnificent item titled, “Cobra Style”:

That’ll certainly cheer up the Pittsburgh Pirate fan in my life on December 25, provided they don’t end up in a sealed garage slumped over the wheel on Christmas Eve.

Now, onto tougher tasks, like brightening the day of a Peptic Ulcer-suffering Cuttino Mobley fan in your life - with Clippers-branded hospital scrubs!