• Ana Ivanovic gets bounced from the second round of the U.S. Open by the 188th-ranked player in the world.
Well, at least Ana is still an alluring eyeful.
• A jerk who jotted down racist emails to Derek Jeter will be jammed into a jail cell for the next four years.
• Guess Beijing wasn’t the only Olympics to have pseudo-realistic ceremonies - isn’t that right, Sydney Symphony Orchestra?
• One Florida Gators running back doesn’t find his sex ed classes all that stimulating.
• Adios, Chad Johnson - Bienvenidos, Chad Ocho Cinco!
• If you ever tell this English rugby star to “get a grip“, better make sure your athletic supporter is fully secured.
• Jose Canseco will appear on an upcoming episode of “The Moment of Truth”. To quote Lisa Simpson, “The Fox Network has hit a new low.”
• The new Michael Phelps-less Olympic Wheaties boxes are here!
• A recently called-up Yankees pitcher chooses his uni number to honor his favorite athlete - Dennis Rodman?!?
• What’s it gonna take for Tampa Bay baseball fans to show up & support their AL East-leading Rays?







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