Ivanovic Off The Market, Entwined With Tennis Pro

Some worrisome news to report from the world of women’s tennis. Ana Ivanovic - the sexy Serbian server who secretes such simple sensuality - is single no more, having been snatched up by some Spaniard.

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MACHOCHIP lobs over word that Ana has taken up with a fellow racketeer by the name of Fernando Verdasco. The 21-year-old Ivanovic says she started seeing her new 24-year-old beau during the U.S. Open, and it just went from there.

Pics of the courtly couple after the jump.

Ana Ivanovic Fernando Verdasco

Here we see the two patiently waiting for a table during a busy night at the Madrid Benihana.

Ana Ivanovic Fernando Verdasco

And here’s Ana enjoying a hearty laugh, as Fernando does his hilarious “You look mahvelous!” routine.

SPORTS YA further turns the screws by adding from Ana: “At present, we are knowing each other and getting adapted to our relationship. He’s a fantastic guy and I’m very happy with him.”

How sweet. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some Ana Ivanovic posters to take down, and some Ashley Harkleroad Playboy pictorials to purchase.

15 comments

  1. GravatarSapdiesel
    7:41 pm on November 13th, 2008

    This will only increase my "spanking sessions".

  2. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    7:45 pm on November 13th, 2008

    Swapping spit with a Spaniard or not, she's still very hot.

  3. Gravatarjerryshortbuss
    7:49 pm on November 13th, 2008

    If anything, she's now forbidden fruit, which is so much sweeter.

  4. GravatarX-Factor
    8:35 pm on November 13th, 2008

    I don't see what the big deal is. She's not that hot.

  5. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    8:36 pm on November 13th, 2008

    I can't tell whose kimono is cuter.

  6. GravatarBooga Lou
    8:43 pm on November 13th, 2008

    I'm sort of surprised she didn't shack up with someone sooner.

  7. GravatarAll Washed Up
    8:44 pm on November 13th, 2008

    No wonder she's been playing so poorly lately - she's in love.

  8. GravatarChicago Bullwinkle
    8:46 pm on November 13th, 2008

    One less reason to watch tennis, I suppose.

  9. GravatarSuperSC
    8:48 pm on November 13th, 2008

    What's with all the sobbing? It's not like she's dead. And as if any of you guys would have a realistic chance at her, anyway.

  10. GravatarHurricane Ike Turner
    8:51 pm on November 13th, 2008

    Ana Ivanovic - the sexy Serbian server who secretes such simple sensuality - is single no more, having been snatched up by some Spaniard.

    Someone's been practicing their alliteration skills.

  11. GravatarPhil Bama Slamma
    8:54 pm on November 13th, 2008

    For a 20-something, Fernando seems to have a lot of gray hair.

  12. GravatarAgent Zero Tolerance
    9:00 pm on November 13th, 2008

    Bottom photo: "Fernando, please do something about your horrible bad breath. God!"

  13. GravatarDouble A-Rod
    9:01 pm on November 13th, 2008

    X-Factor:

    Is there something wrong with you?

  14. GravatarQuack Attack
    9:43 pm on November 13th, 2008

    SuperSC:

    We can still dream, can't we?

  15. GravatarPowercat
    3:39 pm on November 14th, 2008

    She is totally into Spaniards, but things just didn't work out with Nadal…  one too many digs into his wedgie during a match and she called it quits.  Something about that relationship just didn't smell right.

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