It’s A Kate Hudson-Minka Kelly Yankees Catfight!

Are you serious, Minka Kelly? You’re going to get into a tussle with the crazy chick who starred in “Bride Wars”? Apparently there’s some sort of rift brewing between Alex Rodriguez’s celebrity starlet girlfriend, Kate Hudson, and Derek Jeter’s celebrity starlet girlfriend, the aforementioned Miss Kelly. Yankee wives are choosing sides, Page Six is snooping around … New York will be out of first place within the month!

Minka Kelly Kate Hudson

It’s hard to know who to root against here. Hudson starred in “You, Me and Dupree” (minus 12 points), “Almost Famous” (plus 15 points) and “Fool’s Gold” (minus 1,000 points). Kelly has been in “Devil’s Highway,” (minus 10 points), “Friday Night Lights” (plus 15 points) and an episode of the Nickelodeon TV series “Drake & Josh” (minus 45,000 points). Knowing these facts makes me too ashamed to even do the math.

(More photos of the feuding females after the jump.)

Meanwhile, Joba Chamberlain continues to date a cardboard cutout of Kirsten Dunst.

(Click on the pics below for larger versions.)

Minka Kelly

Kate Hudson

Call it The Real Housewives of Bronx County. From the NEW YORK POST’s PAGE SIX (via SPORTS CRACKLE POP):

“There’s been visible coldness between Minka and Kate,” an insider told The Post’s Lachlan Cartwright. “I don’t know if it’s a personal thing, or just an extension of the ongoing A-Rod-Jeter rivalry.”

Our source added, “People are choosing sides.”

According to reports, the other Yankee wives seem to be siding with A-Rod & Kate — Hudson has been hanging out with the wives of CC Sabathia and AJ Burnett, and is also friendly with Mrs. Jorge Posada and Mrs. Mariano Rivera.

Minka Kelly

Kate Hudson

Sadly, Madonna is no longer in the picture, or we’d be seeing knives and possible gunplay. How about all the former girlfriends in a caged death match? Get former Jeter love interests Mariah Carey and Jessica Biel. And let’s throw Don Zimmer in there, just because. OK, fight!

Which Bronx Bomber broad would you rather get to third base with?

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16 comments

  1. Gravataraustin powers
    2:48 pm on August 13th, 2009

    oh behave

  2. GravatarEvil One
    3:05 pm on August 13th, 2009

    I’d take Minka all day,
    Kates had more d*** in her than A-Roid

  3. Gravatarsmokehouse
    3:06 pm on August 13th, 2009

    A-Rod is way underachieving and it’s not even the playoffs. Kate isn’t even a head turner on any average street

  4. GravatarScooter
    4:14 pm on August 13th, 2009

    Holy cow! Kates a dented can with a nowhere career (Being married to Chris Robinson = negative 8 million points) Minkas a hottie and nbc signed FNL on for two more seasons. (Minka Kelly + Adrianne Palicki+ Aimee Teegarden= plus 12 million points)

  5. GravatarAightguy
    4:29 pm on August 13th, 2009

    Its helps when your Goldie Hawns daughter, but Kates done nothing with her career. Almost famous was a pretty good movie in that she was an annoying hippie in. Her complete lack of popularity with men would come from the fact shes been in Fools Gold, How to lose a guy in 10 days and Bride wars . Three movies most men have been forced to watch by their wives/gf’s. Id say most of those same men would love to punch Kate in the face for making them waste 6 hours of their lives.

  6. Gravatarbravo
    4:42 pm on August 13th, 2009

    child please.

  7. Gravatarcraigston mullen
    5:26 pm on August 13th, 2009

    You HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!!
    Kate Hudson is 30 miles of used-up road…
    HER and “THE METROSEXUAL YANKEE deserve each other.
    Like tomatoes, rotten eggs, and a bogus stage performance by a self-regarding “sleaze-ball.”
    Minka is still as fresh as the day she was factory sealed.
    Derek is the finest Yankee of the last QUARTER-CENTURY!!!!!
    Minka …………….73
    Kate Hudson …0
    Just like the Chicago Bears over the Washington Redskins in the 1941 NFL Championship Game.
    Selah,
    Craigston Mullen

  8. GravatarAnonymous
    5:44 pm on August 13th, 2009

    minka not even close!

  9. GravatarAnonymous
    6:02 pm on August 13th, 2009

    smokehouse, you know nothing about baseball. A rod underachieving? why dont you turn on sportscenter

  10. GravatarDave Lombardo
    6:15 pm on August 13th, 2009

    Whoever is voting for Kate Hudson over Minka Kelly must be gay. Seriously.

  11. GravatarHayden
    10:47 am on August 14th, 2009

    Do you think Minka would get in my Never Ending Story themed van if I offered her candy?

  12. Gravataronegreatseason
    4:56 pm on August 14th, 2009

    Kate’s all cute and sweet and cuddly in her movies, but dating A-Rod? Minus 1,000 points.

    Just Minka’s first name alone is hotter than Kate Hudson.

  13. Gravatarbeepbeep
    10:02 pm on August 15th, 2009

    both bimbos and cant even act. all for the sake of fame

  14. GravatarTrue fan...of wagering
    12:18 am on August 17th, 2009

    Don’t watch movies because you can’t bet on them. But if I hit an eight-teamer I’d rather celebrate with Minka than Kate.

  15. GravatarTurk
    12:44 pm on August 17th, 2009

    Neither.

  16. Gravatarcatfightreport
    2:06 pm on August 22nd, 2009

    That would be a hot catfight! Who would win?

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