• Ain’t that a pain in the butt: An unlucky Italian swimmer suffers a cheeky wardrobe malfunction during a meet.

• The Baltimore Orioles make history - but the good kind, for once.

• The head of L.A.’s schools is seething after Sacha Baron Cohen did a Bruno GQ photoshoot with some high school football players.

• America’s favorite couple is back - Terrell Owens & Joanna Krupa return to compete in ABC’s “Superstars“.

• Stephon Marbury really doesn’t want to go back to New York.

• It’s Ladies Night at the ol’ ballpark - seriously, no men allowed.

• Brock Lesnar: The new face of MMA, or shoddy marketing tool?

• Another year, another Braves minor league manager meltdown.

• The Rays fan who became involved in an altercation with Phillies pitcher J.C. Romero is letting bygones be bygones. Just kidding - he’s suing.

• Pittsburgh Penguins star Evgeni Malkin shows why he’s an MVP - by his choice of trophy girlfriend, Oksana Kondakova.