There’s been plenty of reports the past week that alleged Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel (photos) recently traveled to Palm Beach to reconnect with Woods, who is reportedly now living on a yacht based in North Palm Beach.
Today Uchitel’s attorney, Gloria Allred, claimed to set the record straight on why Uchitel was in Palm Beach. From Hollyscoop.com:
Uchitel’s attorney Gloria Allred tells Hollyscoop exclusively, “Rachel is in Florida because she has family there.”
Uchitel does have family there, but it’s what Allred didn’t say that might’ve tipped her hand on what’s really going on between Uchitel and Woods.
When asked if Rachel and Tiger are still in contact, Allred said her client had “no comment” about the reports.
One of two things is behind that response. Allred either knows that Uchitel is still seeing Woods and obviously won’t confirm, or she’s mum because she wants the media to keep hounding her ATM machine client.
My guess is the latter. Woods still has plenty of endorsement deals ultimately worth hundreds of millions seemingly still intact. If smoking gun evidence surfaced that he is currently seeing Uchitel, it would dissolve his marriage in mere minutes and all that sponsor money would go up in smoke.
There’s no better media manipulator than Allred, she’s doing all she can to keep Uchitel relevant. For instance, how do you think the paparazzi knows where Uchitel is going to be walking around in Palm Beach every day? Uchitel has been shot by the shutter mob numerous times since she arrived back in the area late last week.
Allred or a pr flack hired by Allred is tipping the photogs to Uchitel’s whereabouts, to keep interest in the ‘VIP hostess’ restored.
Right now Allred is absolutely in perfect position. The Woods story has slowed to a crawl and the ravenous tabs will take any scrap they can get from alleged mistresses, no matter how inane. So Allred trickles out just enough dribs and drabs just to keep the gossips wanting more. Marketing 101, kiddos.
Allred has no interest in detailing what’s really going on with Uchitel, because she knows there’s nothing there, that the media would be immediately deflated about her client. So Allred keeps fomenting a myth. As she did today.
3:58 pm on December 23rd, 2009
Rachel Uchitel is actually hanging out with me. We’re ‘working out’ a lot and making sure she gets all the ‘protein’ she needs to stay healthy and keep those silicon gems in tip top shape.
Oh yeah. Nice Ass.
4:00 pm on December 23rd, 2009
Rachel is currently getting a meat injection… from me.
4:03 pm on December 23rd, 2009
Does Allred actually do her job as a lawyer still or is she just a famewhore like her client?
4:22 pm on December 23rd, 2009
Allred has not seen a any meat since the Emancipation Proclamation.
4:23 pm on December 23rd, 2009
Seems pretty simple to me
Uchitel does what Elin will not.
El Fin.
4:39 pm on December 23rd, 2009
just love the way uchie respects her fallen fiance’s memory from 911 first class all the way!
6:06 pm on December 23rd, 2009
Hey, let’s not be harsh. Tiger’s only worth $500M now, so it must be true love.
12:09 am on December 24th, 2009
Allred is a leach….anything for a story. No comment is her way to keep her face in the news. You all call Tiger a scumbag but she takes it all. Oh well….ignore her and maybe she will crawl back into her hole.
12:44 am on December 24th, 2009
Woods is not the only scumbag. He hangs out with all the other scumbags.
1:55 am on December 24th, 2009
Gloria Allred gives the law profession a bad name, if that’s possible.
11:17 am on December 24th, 2009
Tiger and I have been paling around for a long time. He’s currently in rehab, where he belongs, getting the treatment he needs and wants, so that he and his beloved Elin can remain together forever and ever. Like many men, Tiger acted like a 14-year-old and has now decided to grow up for the sake of God, Elin, and Golf, a sport that doesn’t exist without him. As a passionate golfer who’s learned a lot from Tiger, I’m grateful for this scandal. Besides making me a lot of money, it’s allowed Tiger freedom from public scrutiny to get treatment and to do the charity work he loves. If Tiger had his way and God, Elin, and Golf didn’t need him, he would be with Mother Theresa’s foundation - taking her place. Tiger is God.
11:52 am on December 24th, 2009
Women if you want to keep with holding sex from your man, you get what you deserve, this woman deserves nothing she tried to kill him with a golf club because he went to get what he needed from a woman because his sorry ass money hungry woman with held sex from him, more power to you tiger, if she wont give it up prove to her she aint got the only one out there, women take care of your man and he wont cheat. this woman deserves NOTHING in a divorce and the kids shouldnt be hers in a custody fight, if they get in trouble is she gonna chase them with a golf club too!!!
Leave the man alone he hasnt done what 90 percent of any other married man hasnt !!!!
12:29 pm on December 24th, 2009
Some of these comments really make me laugh.
Are their really this many stupid people in the world?
How do you dream up some of these comments?
It is over for Tiger. He is through with golf and is
living on his big ass boat. I hope to never see his face in public anymore. Elin, get all that you can get out of this so called husband Father.
2:52 pm on December 24th, 2009
Erwin- wow, really? seriously? No one knows anything about what did or did not happen in the Woods’ bedroom. The sad truth is that sex addicts can & do have wives/girlfriends to whom they make love but the sex addict still chases after the adrenaline rush of being with other women. Elin is not responsible for Tiger’s behavior anymore than someone who lives with an alcoholic. Erwin, YOU sound like a Neanderthal who needs to crawl back under that rock. Women are not objects to be used, men are not ‘entitled’ to sex, no one needs to ‘give it up’. Sex can & should be an expression of love between two individuals. If you want to lower yourself to the level of the baseness of animals that is your choice but that is not necessarily how the rest of the world lives. You sound like a child who throws a temper tantrum if he doesn’t “get it”. If Tiger or any other man/woman wants to tomcat around then they shouldn’t get married.
3:13 pm on December 24th, 2009
Sorry Erwin. My post was directed at/to JoeZ. The format on this site makes it look like the poster’s name is at the bottom of their post. I can see the mistake I made from my post. Again, my apologies to Erwin. And I DO realize JoeZ is jus a flamer.
5:43 pm on December 24th, 2009
“Woods still has plenty of endorsement deals ultimately worth hundreds of millions seemingly still intact. If smoking gun evidence surfaced that he is currently seeing Uchitel, it would dissolve his marriage in mere minutes and all that sponsor money would go up in smoke.”
You actually think that Tiger keeping his endorsement’s are based on him staying married? That’s a giant leap of faith that has no basis in reality whatsoever.
11:13 am on December 25th, 2009
Has anyone ever seen Gloria Allred interviewed for anything (other than for a case she might be working)? I saw her give an interview on Oprah several years ago. The woman is an absolute idiot. I am guessing that the CA bar exam is a softball of a test, else she’d be serving up fries with Happy Meals. It amazes me that this woman is famous, and more so, a famous ATTORNEY. She’s an embarrassment to herself and to the profession.
10:31 pm on December 25th, 2009
Just coming at this from a feminine perspective…if I were the parents of small children, especially a little girl who is becoming aware of what Christmas is, I would put aside whatever differences I had and celebrate with my kids. Did it ever occur to anyone that Tiger and Elin, regardless of the status of their marriage, are together with their kids? I think people are overthinking this and making it too complicated. There aren’t many parents who would split up during the holidays. It was reported that she wanted to stay married for her children. Doesn’t it make sense she would stay for two weeks?
10:13 pm on December 26th, 2009
you cannot possibly compare Tiger chasing ass to an alcoholic — seriously. Talk about apples and oranges.
Speaking of apples — Rachel, GREAT ASS!!!!
9:57 pm on December 28th, 2009
don’t get to comfy rachel….tiger will get tired of you too and go searching for another sausage jockey that swallows
12:40 am on December 31st, 2009
Tiger is a puke! Can we get over it already??? This reminds me of the “Clinton-Cigar” fiasco a few years back. Can a wife be humiliated enough without the press getting their diggs in?? Leave this woman and her children alone already. She married an asshole, shes gonna get alot of $$.. the kids have to pay the price down the line. Too sad, but its the price you pay when you marry over-indulged, over paid, playboy. Let Elin divorce this prick in peace.
8:07 am on December 31st, 2009
funny how peoples opinion change when the wallet closes. when tiger gave to those in need (his charities) he was always the man. we built the man into the god ,but we all forget that. as for me i will always watch him golf ,as i know that on the course he is a god of sorts , but every where else he walks , he is just like you and i , a normal human being .
9:47 am on December 31st, 2009
Erwin, you are a goof. Tiger will be back on tour and he will hold the record for most PGA tour wins when he retires to the senior tour. Golf is boring without Tiger on the tour.
11:38 am on December 31st, 2009
I guarantee you that Uchitel is with Woods right now in Palm Beach or on his yacht. There was a story the other day on MSN that said that he was with her holding hands at a party in PB recently. The guy is total scum — I hope Elin takes him to the cleaners and that every endorser dumps his sorry ass.
11:42 am on December 31st, 2009
I hope for the best for the Woods family. This includes Tiger. I’ve never been married but I have been cheated on and it did not feel good. If Elin wants to salvage her marriage and “allow” Tiger back, then so be it. It is none of our business. Tiger was wrong for what he did and the women he did it with are equally wrong. These women was amazed that Tiger approached them and wanted to spend some time with them. I would have been in awe as well, but I’m not star struck. I hope for the best for Woods, especially the children. The media needs to step aside and let the Tiger work this out in private. Sponsors are protecting their brand and i understand why they are dropping him or suspending an ad. Lastly, I do think Tiger needs to surface, have a one time press conference (Oprah) and throw up the peace sign. Golf will survive, yet the purse may not be as extravagant, if Tiger leaves the game for good. Does he know anything else?
12:05 pm on December 31st, 2009
tiger is my kind of guy…he should leave his wife and start over wth golf again, i love to see him play he is a like a God when he plays.
3:49 pm on December 31st, 2009
Not all men are like Tiger and not all women will be part of breaking up a family. Shame on Tiger for not being able to keep his penis in his pants. Some politicians did the same with less women. I feel sorry for the kids as they will suffer when they see less of their dad. The sluts that knew he was married with kids shouldn’t get a dime for screwing him! They are now part of the reason why the family is broken up.
Tiger had a hard time getting sex because Elin was pregnant a lot since they got married. Also who’s to say he didn’t want something too rough in the sex department. And until some man tells me he loves to swallow it, shut your pie hole up!!!
4:18 pm on December 31st, 2009
Wow, a lot of women commenting on this should shut the fuck up. I know that most of the people saying Tiger is a “fiend and a scumbag” are mostly women. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t see women as inferior in anyway at all. In a way I see them a little more superior to that of a man, but in any case just please shut the fuck up.
Tiger gave a lot of money to charity, and from what people say, he’s a really nice guy. One little mistake gets all this fucking ridicule from you people? Everyone makes mistakes, we’re only human, right?
Elin SHOULD be mad, but I think she should forgive Tiger. Elin should really just keep a better eye on him, and allow him to have sex with her more. Because “boys will be boys” right? The more you deny a man something, the more he will want it. Sorry Elin, but YOU fucked up.
2:29 am on January 1st, 2010
You never really know how stupid someone is untill they open there mouth. I mean can words really describe the guy who wrote under orlando. One little mistake, how many women did he sleep with how many times! She should keep a better eye on him, why should she not be able to trust her husband. Weather Elin was giving Tiger what he needed is specualation at best, but never does it allow your spouse to cheat on you, with how many women how many times. The fact that Tiger gave to charities has nothing ro do with anything right now. Your either a stand up guy with morals, values, and the like or your not. Obviously the best golfer in the world is not period. Really, your blaming Elin, There is something wrong with anyone who thinks like you do. You made a promise to god and to Elin and you broke it. No excuses to be had here
2:35 am on January 1st, 2010
orlando this post was directed to you and any other individual who could possibly try to exonerate Tiger for his actions.
2:43 am on January 1st, 2010
All of you dumbs… need to leave Tiger alone. Yes, he screwed up. But the other screw up is these bimbo’s who keep coming out of the wood work for their 15 mins of fame. Most if not all of them have never even been around or even met Tiger before. But with the possibility of impropriety done by Tiger, it gets believed even before any proof. He is one of the greatest golfer’s in history and that is what the PGA needs to keep the fans happy. All of those bimbo’s just want to syphon money out of a story that has no merit. Give it a rest all of you stupid bimbo’s and get a real life.
3:17 am on January 1st, 2010
Wealthy people and corporations give lots of money to charity— because they can take it STRAIGHT off their taxes and it makes them LOOK good. FEEDS THEIR EGOS. The only time we should be impressed with people who give to charities is if they do it out of their NEED not out of their tax surplus (ie, they have to do without because they are supporting a charity). It’s not a bad thing–charities need the support, but don’t make people heroes because they give, most accountants will advise it.
9:56 pm on January 1st, 2010
Tiger,
Golf is not the same without you. Please come back.
Your children should be the focus of the whole rotten mess. Make a Public Apology and Let’s Get on with the future of your family and the game of golf. Many people are depending on you. Show everyone how strong you really are. Mend things with Elin. Elin…try and forgive Tiger…think of the children…I know Tiger loves them. If both of you care about others and not just yourselves you can make this all work out. God Bless. Hope to see more positive reports about the Tiger/Elin Family.
8:15 am on January 3rd, 2010
Private lives are that…..private. I for one watch little golf when Tiger is not in a tournament. No other golfer is exciting to watch than Tiger. Looking forward to his return once he feels he is ready.
10:42 am on January 3rd, 2010
Wow Kevin,
You must be a woman with a mans name. Erwin has it completely correct. Keep in mind Kevin, we dont have any women on US Currency do we? Enough said! I’m out.
3:47 pm on January 13th, 2010
Northwolf, you’re just a dumb broad who believes anything they hear on the television. Get your head out of your ass and smell reality.
Tiger did what any SANE man would have done. Now I know it’s not very smart of him to do it, but anyone would have done it. Why do you think marriages fall to dust? Communication? Hah! Both men AND women cheat on their loved ones, why? I don’t fucking know, they just do it.
I believe Tiger should be forgiven, not only because he donates and plays golf really well (I was just using those as examples to how he’s a good guy), but because I believe he truly loves Elin. Other than Elin denying what Tiger wants, she didn’t really confront him about anything UP UNTIL the whole scandal with that bimbo Rachel.
So Northwolf, how about you shut your fucking mouth and stick a sock in it?