Who had a better night on Monday? While Reggie Bush might have returned two punts for touchdowns for the Saints, his team still did lose. Meanwhile, his main squeeze Kim Kardashian might be back on Dancing with the Stars, as E! ONLINE reports that she is in line for a repeat visit after Olympic gold medalist Misty May-Treanor ruptured her Achilles’ tendon prepping for her latest dance.
Replacing May-Treanor with the already-eliminated Kardashian might strike some people as a weak attempt to replace one sex object with another, but really it a…OK, who are we kidding - that’s exactly what’s going on here. Would you rather see Cloris Leachman shake her Granny wares at you? I didn’t think so.
One might be tempted to make fun of a two-time Olympic gold medalist who was broken by a dancing competition that still has a 82-year-old woman in the competition. But I can tell you that ballroom dancing is not for the faint of heart. Just ask Matt Leinart.
But in case you were curious, Kardashian hasn’t had plastic surgery. As she’s said in her blog, she’s been a C-cup since she was 14 years old. You can click here to read the blog, accompanied by a picture of the barely-teen Kardashian in a bikini. Your local ordinances may vary on what you may or may not do after reading her blog post and seeing her picture.
10:56 am on October 7th, 2008
Kimmy K's back? I may have to tune in.
10:57 am on October 7th, 2008
I'll tune in to watch Kim's back - and the rest of her. But mostly her back…side.
11:03 am on October 7th, 2008
Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, but, damn, she's got some nice curves.
11:04 am on October 7th, 2008
Kim kind of looks like Mia Sara in that photo. You know - Ferris Buehler's girlfriend in "Ferris Buehler's Day Off".
11:06 am on October 7th, 2008
Ah, Ferris Buehler. The film that launched the career of Ben Stein.
Buehler? Buehler? Buehler?
11:08 am on October 7th, 2008
i'd rather see kim than misty - if i actually watched the show
11:10 am on October 7th, 2008
and yes, mia sara is my girlfriend (i wish)
11:17 am on October 7th, 2008
The catch is, Ray J will be her dance partner. COVER YOUR EYES, CHILDREN!
11:20 am on October 7th, 2008
What's with the leather outfits? Did Misty May perform some kind of S&M samba?
11:22 am on October 7th, 2008
Dancing to Devo's "Whip It", no doubt.
11:28 am on October 7th, 2008
Having Kim back is nice and all, but it won't matter. My boy Warren's gonna win this thing! Or eat everyone if he loses!
11:30 am on October 7th, 2008
No offense to Misty May Treanor and all her Olympic beach volleyball glory, but I'd rather watch Kim Kardashian shake her money maker. And that's a whole lot of moolah back there.
11:35 am on October 7th, 2008
MMT is a sex object? For who? A-Rod?
11:37 am on October 7th, 2008
It doesn't seem fair bringing back someone who was already voted off. But whatever keeps the ratings high, I guess.
11:44 am on October 7th, 2008
Go Cloris!
4:10 pm on October 7th, 2008
they should have pole dancing with the stars
6:50 pm on October 7th, 2008
Congratulations in advanced, Kim, on adding "eliminated from Dancing with the Stars TWICE" to your "resume"
2:35 am on October 8th, 2008
Why is this skank famous again? Barf.