Who had a better night on Monday? While Reggie Bush might have returned two punts for touchdowns for the Saints, his team still did lose. Meanwhile, his main squeeze Kim Kardashian might be back on Dancing with the Stars, as E! ONLINE reports that she is in line for a repeat visit after Olympic gold medalist Misty May-Treanor ruptured her Achilles’ tendon prepping for her latest dance.
Replacing May-Treanor with the already-eliminated Kardashian might strike some people as a weak attempt to replace one sex object with another, but really it a…OK, who are we kidding - that’s exactly what’s going on here. Would you rather see Cloris Leachman shake her Granny wares at you? I didn’t think so.
One might be tempted to make fun of a two-time Olympic gold medalist who was broken by a dancing competition that still has a 82-year-old woman in the competition. But I can tell you that ballroom dancing is not for the faint of heart. Just ask Matt Leinart.
But in case you were curious, Kardashian hasn’t had plastic surgery. As she’s said in her blog, she’s been a C-cup since she was 14 years old. You can click here to read the blog, accompanied by a picture of the barely-teen Kardashian in a bikini. Your local ordinances may vary on what you may or may not do after reading her blog post and seeing her picture.