Introducing Floyd Mayweather’s “Life Skills Class”

Here’s a photo Floyd Mayweather recently posted of himself and linked to his Twitter account.

Floyd Mayweather offers kids life skills advice

Floyd wrote of the photo: “I’m teaching a life skills class to the youth at my boxing camp.”

To be a fly on the wall for that skull session! While we can only guess what worldly wisdom Mayweather imparted, perhaps some of his other Twitter photos can serve as clues as to how boxer handles extraordinary wealth and celebrity with such subtle aplomb.

Floyd Mayweather life skill #1: Ensure your personal safety by carrying hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash around in a suitcase and Tweeting that fact to hundreds of thousands of Twitter followers.

Floyd Mayweather gambling slips

Floyd Mayweather life skill #2: Ensure a stable financial future by investing hundreds of thousands of dollars in weekly sports wagers. (Dude absolutely slays the E-Trade baby on ROI.)

Floyd Mayweather life skill #3: Offer fans diamond-encrusted watches worth hundreds of thousands of dollars if they follow you on Twitter. (I know, so obvious - why didn’t I think of that!)

Floyd Mayweather offers watches to fans who follow him on Twitter

Floyd Mayweather life skill #4: Spend over $2 million on two watches then ask your Twitter followers which one you should wear.

Floyd Mayweathers asks Twitter followers which million dollar watch he should wear

Floyd Mayweather life skill #5:  Assure your fans that you get plenty of lucrative promotional opportunities:

Floyd Mayweather offer

Floyd Mayweather life skill #6: Assure your fans that you don’t get plenty of lucrative promotional opportunities:

Floyd Mayweather no endorsements

Floyd Mayweather life skill #7: Privately wonder why you don’t get plenty of lucrative promotional opportunities.

11 comments

  1. GravatarEvil One
    6:09 pm on August 30th, 2010

    I’m guessing Lindsay Lohan had prior commitments.

  2. Gravatardoodypants
    8:01 am on August 31st, 2010

    What a miserable dude. Get a freaking life. Those kids are doomed.

  3. Gravatarno one important
    8:44 am on August 31st, 2010

    It’s another case of a simple-minded athlete having to prove he’s not poor (at least at the present). People with real wealth don’t do this. He’ll be broke in 10 years after his “investment money” in bars, nightclubs, etc. is gone, leaving him bankrupt and without a clue.

  4. GravatarGayweather
    2:20 pm on August 31st, 2010

    When does he teach his “Avoiding Pacquiao” class?

  5. Gravatarx-man
    9:33 pm on August 31st, 2010

    Here are Floyd’s Lesson Plan:

    Lesson # 1 Cherry-Picking 101
    Lesson # 2 Ducking 101
    Lesson # 3 Badmouthing 101

    added bonus: they will conduct random blood test before and after class.

  6. Gravatarmarino
    3:58 am on September 1st, 2010

    A phoney Superman is Mayweather, the sissy attention-seeker like a loud gay in a beauty parlor.

  7. GravatarClassless
    4:01 pm on September 2nd, 2010

    straight cash, homie.

  8. GravatarMaynever
    8:38 pm on September 2nd, 2010

    A prime example of a lowlife with money. A fool and his money will soon part ways. Give this dick a couple of years and he’ll be fighting again to earn (cherrypicking opponents of course)

  9. GravatarSimple Man
    8:46 pm on September 2nd, 2010

    Floyd, the ever-insecure, childish, egoistic, self-proclaimed trying -hard social climber. This classless guy taught he can buy his status & reputation. He may have the money for the time-being but his arrogance & character would never elevate him to the higher class of society. This is a guy who never outgrew his inferiority & insecurities. Grow a bit Floydie, will yah..

  10. GravatarIluvituhateit
    11:52 am on September 3rd, 2010

    Hey? This is the internet. I have seen worse. Most people writing about Floyd Hate him.
    It seems to work for Floyd because people really want
    to see him beaten. Its really is brilliant because the man is laughing all the way to the bank. Talk about the Love
    Hate relationships! When he beaten or retires you will
    hate it happen because there won’t be the hate. Hate
    is very seductive. For what this is worth try just injoying
    the skilled talent in the ring an let the rest take care of itself.

  11. Gravatarsafe conscious mom
    5:41 am on September 12th, 2010

    Honestly, this guy is pathetic! I can see he is very insecure and is flaunting his money to make up for his insecurities. Poor guy.

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