HEADCASE CLAIMS VENUS & SERENA WANT TO DINE ON HIS: A man in jail for identity theft and Internet fraud has sued Venus & Serena Williams, claiming the sisters “want to eat my head for supper“:

INFORMATION WEEK reports that Jonathan Lee Riches, who currently sits in a federal prison in South Carolina, filed a lawsuit against the Williams sisters and the U.S. Open last week.

Among his faulted claims, he says the tennis balls used at the tournament were made with “electrons and neurons stolen” from his head, and that Venus & Serena were hoping to make his cranium their post-match meal. Riches also claims to have taught Venus how to play table tennis while in county jail.

Riches is serving time for his role in an Internet identity theft scam, as he helped lure victims to a phony AOL site. Since he won’t be released until 2012, he’s been passing his time in the pokey by filing ridiculous lawsuits - so much so, that there’s now a Wikipedia site detailing his delirious dockets.

This isn’t the first sports-related suing Riches has done. He previously served papers against Michael Vick, claiming the QB helped bring down Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland. And he also accused Barry Bonds of using Hank Aaron’s bat to crack the Liberty Bell.

Looks like the Bell’s not the only thing that’s cracked.