â€¢ What a crazy night in college hoops - Northwestern stuns Michigan State, Virginia Tech vanquishes #1 Wake Forest, and the New Jersey Institute of Technology puts an end to its 51-game losing streak.
(Kevin Coble & the ‘Cats had the Spartans hopping mad)
â€¢ Meanwhile, a Dallas high school cancels its girls basketball season after getting slammed in a game 100-0.
â€¢ An 8-year-old hockey player suffering from cystic fibrosis signs an official contract with the Pittsburgh Penguins.
â€¢ St. Louis Cardinals GM John Mozeliak does not suffer online fools gladly.
â€¢ And watch out for cops when scalping Redbirds World Series tickets - they’ll steal your stubs and your money.
â€¢ The economy isn’t fazing Derek Jeter, who’s constructing a new 31,000 square foot mortgage-free Florida abode.
â€¢ A British teen would rather practice safe sax than sign a soccer contract.
â€¢ To combat sluggish ticket sales, NASCAR big wig Bruton Smith suggests an NFL-style TV blackout.
â€¢ And the winner of today’s chalked-up LeBron caption contest is…
McNabbsSuperBowlTie, with this holy offering: Ah yes, and the white smoke is ascending to the heavens, signaling the election of our new pope, Lebron James.
Thanks for playing. Another contest will be blowing your way tomorrow.