Rays Can’t Top Red Sox For Idiot Fan Behavior

Tampa Bay Rays fans might be new to this whole playoff baseball experience, but they are starting to catch on: the ST. PETERSBURG TIMES reports that seven fans were arrested during Game 2 of the ALCS against the Boston Red Sox. Although it’s a nice start, we certainly aren’t at the level of civic disturbance that we’ve come to know and love/loathe from the fans of the Rays’ opponents.

Fan Arrested at Rays Game

Most of the fans were arrested for minor, alcohol-related disturbances such as people getting too rowdy in the stands or drinking open containers of whiskey outside the stadium. But the winner has to be Brian McHugh, who tried to sneak into the dugout and…wait a minute, he’s from Sarasota but was born in Massachusetts? Which means he’s probably a Red Sox fan! No matter what the result of the series is on the field, the Red Sox are owning the Rays in terms of fan idiocy. (It even happened in Game 1.)

Back to McHugh, who must have been inspired by that wannabe Dodger a few weeks ago when he tried to pull of his little stunt:

Police said McHugh snuck into a tunnel leading to a dugout and somehow managed to steal a bat. At 10:30 p.m., a St. Petersburg police officer found McHugh, bat in hand. McHugh was taken to jail on a charge of commercial burglary.

He later snuck into the Red Sox’s bullpen, stole a uniform and tried to disguise himself as Mike Timlin, but was caught when he accidentally threw too many strikes. Although when I read that someone tried to steal bats from the dugout, my thought was that I didn’t even know that Albert Belle was back in baseball, much less with the Red Sox.

To be fair to Rays fans, they’ve never been to the playoffs before, and they don’t have the experience making asses of themselves that the Red Sox do. Plus, when the fan culture you’re trying to promote includes arresting anyone who dares chuck a home run ball back to the field from the stands, you’ve got a long way to go.

15 comments

  1. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    5:27 pm on October 13th, 2008

    Rays fans will get better. Just spend another 76 years without a World Series win to build up the proper angery & misery.

  2. GravatarDirty Waterboy
    5:28 pm on October 13th, 2008

    4-0 Rays in the 3rd. Crap.

  3. GravatarBronx Bomber Bombed
    5:28 pm on October 13th, 2008

    4-0 Rays in the 3rd. Yes!

  4. GravatarBronx Bomber Bombed
    5:33 pm on October 13th, 2008

    Make that 5-0. Double yes!

  5. GravatarDirty Waterboy
    5:34 pm on October 13th, 2008

    Aw, shaddap.

    Here's hoping the Rays have their own Mets-like bullpen collapse.

  6. Gravatarjason
    5:36 pm on October 13th, 2008

    What do you know - TBS cameras just found a Rays fan at Fenway.

    Must be a Yankees fan in disguise.

  7. GravatarNick N.
    5:40 pm on October 13th, 2008

    If so, that's a smarter move than wearing Yankees stuff at Fenway Park. Wearing a Rays uniform might get you some boos and maybe a finger or two. But wearing a Yankees jersey probably will get you soaked in beer & urine, and even more fingers.

  8. GravatarWarren Maple Sapp
    5:45 pm on October 13th, 2008

    Rays fans have a loooooooong way to go if they even hope to approach the obnoxious levels of Red Sox, Cubs and Yankees fans.

  9. GravatarMinnyCooper
    5:49 pm on October 13th, 2008

    @Nick N.: Paging Wang Hao!

  10. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    5:51 pm on October 13th, 2008

    @Nick N.: Paging the UCF Knights!

  11. GravatarCleveland Brown
    6:26 pm on October 13th, 2008

    With the way this game is going, there might be a few more Red Sox arrests tonight.

  12. GravatarDirty Waterboy
    6:37 pm on October 13th, 2008

    Dammit, Ortiz - hit one out, not straight up!

  13. GravatarBrooks
    7:01 pm on October 13th, 2008

    Donald Pleasence, Dead or Alive?

    ALIVE!!!

  14. GravatarBig Dawg
    2:16 am on October 14th, 2008

    Cubs are cursed because of their fans, they SUCK

  15. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    8:07 pm on October 14th, 2008

    Forgive Rays fans, since they're not so used to winning. Vanderbilt football has the same problem. (The winning, not the idiot behavior - leave that to the rest of the SEC.)

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