Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has been described as outlandish, arrogant, innovative, idiotic, and selfish, and all of those are true. But now we can add another descriptor to that infamous profile of his.

(thanks to WithLeather for the photo)

Jerry Jones is an a$$ man.

HASHMARKS has the poop on a local radio interview Jones did shortly after the draft. Matt Mosley points out the methodology Jones used to defend his picks, specifically Arkansas RB Felix Jones.

[Jones] talked about his decision to choose Arkansas running back Felix Jones over Illinois’ Rashard Mendenhall, saying he “didn’t blink” when it came time to make the pick. In an awkward moment, Jerry began describing Jones’ posterior, saying he had a nice “bubble butt.”

After the interview, Jones signed Kathy Bates and Rosie O’Donnell to three-year deals. But really, what kind of measuring stick could a man’s butt possibly be? Will we be seeing chest-waist-bust measurements at next year’s combine? Does a healthy posterior indicate any prospect of physical prowess currently undetectable by conventional methods?

Or does Jones just like junk in the trunk?