Milwaukee Bucks Coach Larry Krystkowiak is, sadly, no longer a card-carrying member of the exclusive impossible jobs club. Yes, it’s a coveted cache of occupations, which include Duke football coach, KC Royals manager, and Commissioner of the NHL.

(At least the native islanders are pleasing to the eye)

But Krystkowiak’s ouster had to happen. How else are the Bucks going to somehow finally reach that thin-aired, magical, mystical 30-win plateau?

Much like our Royals and the Spurrier-era Blue Devils, it wasn’t always this way in Milwaukee. This week Charles Barkley spoke fondly of the Bucks’ glory days at the Mecca (Mokeski!). And of course, Milwaukee was where Don Nelson first made his bones as the greatest gin-bellied coach in NBA history.

So we’d like to toast those of you still suffering. Looking for entertainment? You might try that Miller Brewing tour instead.