I’m Looking Forward To The Notre Dame Version

Dashiell Bennett at DEADSPIN with a wonderful find today that I’m sure will inspire PETA to steal even more celebrity dollars (not that I’m complaining):

Kentucky Wildcat Stuffed For Craiglist

Some kindly Kentucky soul is selling an actual stuffed Wildcat, decked out in UK colors while driving to the hole, on Craigslist.


The delightful ad, which is now likely to be spiked for no good reason, has the following copy:

This taxidermy project measures approx. 54″tall,31″wide,& 12″deep. Legally taken and has VA state tag affixed to rear leg. This is a great gift for your favorite UK Basketball fan. Originally &1500.00, and now offered at &1000.00,plus shipping. Thank you for your time.
Hoot-N-Nannies Taxidermy

With no reported public sightings of Joe B. Hall in the past calendar year, I think we might have ourselves a lead.