In SD Tweeting Manny’s Return & Lasorda’s Porn

I’m in the left field bleachers tonight for Manny’s return in San Diego. Already pregaming with a couple-six Coronas on Mission Beach. You can follow me here on Twitter.

Tommy Lasorda loves his lesbian porn

(Lasorda always forgets to lock his box o’ porn)

I’ll be tweeting throughout the day on Manny and Tommy Lasorda’s legendary lesbian porn collection. (Including pics!)

SbB Manny Returns Simulator

(Thankfully Manny already has been through SbB Comeback Simulator®)

Have seen a ton of Dodger fans down at Gaslamp already.

Hopefully they’ll make bail by batting practice!

2 comments

  1. GravatarPlanet Earth
    2:12 pm on July 4th, 2009

    Please never mention Tommy Lasorda and porn in the same story, ever again. It acts as permanent birth control to those who read it.

  2. GravatarBrooksBigForehead
    6:03 pm on July 4th, 2009

    So who’s the pro in the LA Dodger gear? Don’t tell me the fatass has sampled that…

    Planet Earth, I agree. I think asking a woman in LA if she has ever partied with Tommy is now a pre-requisite.

    This story does show the hypocrisy of the press. If this were someone who wasn’t well liked they’d still be reporting on it. It was nicely swept under the carpet - thank goodness for the net…

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