If Only Lawrence Taylor Was Afforded This Luxury

Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa wore a shirt last night to the Lakers-Suns game that said, “DO I LOOK ILLEGAL?

Vanessa Bryant Wearing Do I Look Illegal Tshirt At Lakers Suns Playoff Game

(Shoulder to shoulder in solidarity with 3% of Los Angeles)

Funny she brings it up as the future Mrs. Bryant, Vanessa Laine, was 17 when she met Kobe for the first time. Of course, that illegality had nothing to do with immigration. (Though you could make a case for sneaking over the border.)

Vanessa was an underage minor dancing in a rap video in Orange County when Bryant first spotted her in 1999. Two years later, they were married in a ceremony that didn’t include Kobe’s parents, his two sisters, any his teammates or his longtime adviser and agent Arn Tellem.

L.A. TIMES headline at the time: “Laker’s Marriage Plans Are the Talk of His Fiancee’s High School.”

17 comments

  1. Gravatarlol
    6:01 pm on May 18th, 2010

    So you accurately gauged LA’s feelings on the immigration law by using a single internet poll that I could answer from the comfort of my home in New York City?

  2. Gravatarlol
    6:11 pm on May 18th, 2010

    And do you really think that only 3% is opposed to the immigration bill given that 48.5% of the city is hispanic? LOL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Los_Angeles

  3. GravatarJerry Sloan
    7:55 pm on May 18th, 2010

    Yes she she looks like the same Mexican girl Karl Malone hunted and porked

  4. GravatarJerry Rice Jersey
    4:33 am on May 19th, 2010

    Lawrence Taylor should learn from his fello Jerry Rice, while this woman is really beautiful!

  5. GravatarJames
    11:02 am on May 19th, 2010

    whats the age limit for appearing in a non porn video, rap or otherwise?

  6. Gravatarogre
    3:09 pm on May 19th, 2010

    you LOOK like you got big tits!

  7. Gravatarwretched soul
    6:08 pm on May 19th, 2010

    All class.

  8. GravatarAB3
    8:47 pm on May 19th, 2010

    Funny, I think some young blonde former hotel in Colorado has the same shirt.

  9. GravatarMike
    7:54 am on May 20th, 2010

    A large portion of the LA population is hispanic, and they’re natural born American citizens, most of whom believe people should obey immigration laws.

  10. GravatarAlex
    8:15 am on May 20th, 2010

    am I trying to draw unnecessary attention to myself? yes.

  11. Gravatarwretched soul
    12:05 am on May 21st, 2010

    I bet when she got home she hit one of the staff.

  12. GravatarJoe E. Gladstone
    6:22 am on May 21st, 2010

    “Fast Times at Laker High”

  13. Gravatarsdgman
    7:20 am on May 31st, 2010

    Nope… but she looks like a dumb bitch

  14. Gravatarguster
    12:21 pm on May 31st, 2010

    sure does - hey, my lawn guy just got deported- does she need a job
    (or, in the language of her people, ‘yob”)

  15. GravatarJennifer
    2:36 pm on May 31st, 2010

    No, but she looks like a woman who will forgive her husband for bangning other women when he gives her jewelry.

  16. GravatarEd
    11:46 am on June 2nd, 2010

    OK, just let ALL the illegals in until they control the whole country and your man Kobe doesn’t get to make a gazillion dollars a year because he’s not of the right ethnic background. That goes for the rest of you liberal dummies, too.

  17. Gravatarjohn brown
    1:32 am on June 21st, 2010

    white folks are scared the mexicans are coming, really, where the hell you nice white people came from

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