Kobe Bryant’s wife Vanessa wore a shirt last night to the Lakers-Suns game that said, “DO I LOOK ILLEGAL?”
(Shoulder to shoulder in solidarity with 3% of Los Angeles)
Funny she brings it up as the future Mrs. Bryant, Vanessa Laine, was 17 when she met Kobe for the first time. Of course, that illegality had nothing to do with immigration. (Though you could make a case for sneaking over the border.)
Vanessa was an underage minor dancing in a rap video in Orange County when Bryant first spotted her in 1999. Two years later, they were married in a ceremony that didn’t include Kobe’s parents, his two sisters, any his teammates or his longtime adviser and agent Arn Tellem.
L.A. TIMES headline at the time: “Laker’s Marriage Plans Are the Talk of His Fiancee’s High School.”







6:01 pm on May 18th, 2010
So you accurately gauged LA’s feelings on the immigration law by using a single internet poll that I could answer from the comfort of my home in New York City?
6:11 pm on May 18th, 2010
And do you really think that only 3% is opposed to the immigration bill given that 48.5% of the city is hispanic? LOL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Los_Angeles
7:55 pm on May 18th, 2010
Yes she she looks like the same Mexican girl Karl Malone hunted and porked
4:33 am on May 19th, 2010
Lawrence Taylor should learn from his fello Jerry Rice, while this woman is really beautiful!
11:02 am on May 19th, 2010
whats the age limit for appearing in a non porn video, rap or otherwise?
3:09 pm on May 19th, 2010
you LOOK like you got big tits!
6:08 pm on May 19th, 2010
All class.
8:47 pm on May 19th, 2010
Funny, I think some young blonde former hotel in Colorado has the same shirt.
7:54 am on May 20th, 2010
A large portion of the LA population is hispanic, and they’re natural born American citizens, most of whom believe people should obey immigration laws.
8:15 am on May 20th, 2010
am I trying to draw unnecessary attention to myself? yes.
12:05 am on May 21st, 2010
I bet when she got home she hit one of the staff.
6:22 am on May 21st, 2010
“Fast Times at Laker High”
7:20 am on May 31st, 2010
Nope… but she looks like a dumb bitch
12:21 pm on May 31st, 2010
sure does - hey, my lawn guy just got deported- does she need a job
(or, in the language of her people, ‘yob”)
2:36 pm on May 31st, 2010
No, but she looks like a woman who will forgive her husband for bangning other women when he gives her jewelry.
11:46 am on June 2nd, 2010
OK, just let ALL the illegals in until they control the whole country and your man Kobe doesn’t get to make a gazillion dollars a year because he’s not of the right ethnic background. That goes for the rest of you liberal dummies, too.
1:32 am on June 21st, 2010
white folks are scared the mexicans are coming, really, where the hell you nice white people came from