Comments on: “If He Can Balance 14 And Keep Secret, Congrats”

By: Greg

Greg — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 07:02:08 +0000

no, sorry, not buying this as excellent work by brooks. there is almost zero about this site today that resembles the kind of stuff i originally bookmarked it for.

By: Tbone Steaks

Tbone Steaks — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:58:32 +0000

I don’t know Clinton Portis, but if I did know him, I suspect I would call him “Clinton Portis”…..like “Hey Clinton Portis, do you need another beer”….or “Yo, Clinton Portis that’s whack!” . To call Clinton Portis simply Clinton just seems odd. Anyone?

Not that theres anything wrong with it (Seinfeld cited), but I would bet a hefty sum that more half naked dudes leave Clinton Portis’s place in the early am that halk naked chicks, if any…..

As a Hurricane fan, I would like to renounce CP from the U.

By: Dylan

Dylan — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:08:52 +0000

Did you just compare Jim Nantz to Josef Goebbels? Are you out of your f***ing mind?

By: Blomfeldt

Blomfeldt — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:58:12 +0000

Let those who question the “professional” journalism of Mr. Brooks be warned … we are prepared to strike you with the “staff of justice” !

By: Laughs

Laughs — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:32:55 +0000

“So if he can balance 14 and keep it a secret, congrats.”

No one could, That’s why it is a BS story. Doesn’t stop the media and Brooks from reporting made-up stuff as fact, though.

Tiger had something on the side and he got caught. An old story. There is no way he could be banging skanks all over the place for years without any of them selling their story to a tabloid. A logical conclusion gets in the way of clicks though, doesn’t it Brooks?

By: BRYAN

BRYAN — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:46:44 +0000

The sand thing is, he’ll be broke when he retires. I mean, I bet that outfit and wig cost him $2K, and he could have bought it at a thrift store and a weave outlet for a $20.

By: Phil

Phil — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:23:31 +0000

I thought it was a very ugly transvestite until I read the headline. I was hoping it wasn’t mistress 14.

By: Ashdex

Ashdex — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:27:12 +0000

Thank God for “honest reax” unwitting or not. Portis is the bad guy here?

By: Alvin

Alvin — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:39:50 +0000

Is Portis going for the Queen Amydala look?!

By: Blomfeldt

Blomfeldt — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:28:05 +0000

Make no mistake about it … people like Jim Nantz and Brandel Chamblee are essentially modern-day versions of Josef Goebbels … mouthpieces for the official party line. What we’ve been witnessing over the last 2 weeks, is literally the complete and utter demise of that which is “Tiger Inc”. The speed and scale of this downfall is breathtaking and it’s making for some of the most compelling sports news that we’ve seen in years. Again I reiterate … were it not for the likes of Mr. Brooks, with his brave and spirited style of journalism … then all we would have likely been told is that … “Tiger Woods has been in a minor vehicular mishap” or something … please continue your excellent work Mr. Brooks !