If former Baylor coach and lying scumbag Dave…

If former Baylor coach and lying scumbag Dave Bliss beats out four other candidates for the CBA’s Dakota Wizards head-coaching gig, does that mean O.J. can start Update by Flint Prose:

It’s been a long time since I’ve even glanced at MAD Magazine, but the August cover is striking. “What - Me Barry?”

Naturally, Mad has some tips, too, on “Classy Ways to Celebrate Barry Bonds’ Historic Season.”: