I’d Take Slutty Mermaid Over Al Davis Anyday Too

Former NFL safety Adam Archuleta was cut at the end of training camp by the Raiders. That turned about to be quite the win-win for the man best known previously for implementing a Jay Schroeder-inspired workout.

Adam Archuleta Jennifer Walcott Halloween

(Archuleta appears very, VERY excited to have been cut by Raiders)

The former A-Stater isn’t suffering through the debacle that the Raiders’ season has become, plus it frees him up to watch his fiancee, former Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott, free them up in public. (Added bonus: Arch gets to guard those puppies ’round the clock and admin her official myspace account. Fun!)

Jennifer Walcott Pregnant

Walcott by the way just had a child in April, so I hope she laid off the Hydroxycut at least through the second trimester! Lock Eddy Curry in a room with her and medicine ball for 36 hours and the Knicks would have themselves an all-star center. Either that or it’d snuff out his pesky porn addiction.

More pics of Walcott from Playboy Halloween party after the jump.

I’m assuming Archuleta is doing all he can to get back to the NFL before embarking on the obligatory failed-acting-turned-broadcasting-career path. But with Walcott around, what’s the rush?

Jennifer Walcott Halloween Playboy Party

Jennifer Walcott Halloween Playboy Party

Jennifer Walcott Halloween Playboy Party

 

All about as real as the Raiders playoff chances.

16 comments

  1. GravatarMatt Sussman
    5:53 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    Talk about an authentic costume. She even remembered the crabs.

  2. GravatarFrank
    5:54 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    Very nice.

  3. GravatarVince Youngs Psychiatrist
    5:56 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    Something's fishy here.

  4. GravatarWarren Maple Sapp
    6:03 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    Nice to see Jennifer is equipped with her own flotation devices.

  5. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    6:06 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    I wouldn't mind going deep with her.

  6. GravatarEager Beaver
    6:18 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    Cool, The Little Mermaid's all grown up!

  7. GravatarMinnyCooper
    6:38 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    Wonder how often she gets wet.

    'Cause she lives in the sea, you know.

  8. GravatarKevin C
    6:39 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    Lucky starfish.

  9. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    7:05 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    Adam & Jennifer should have gone as Adam & Eve.

  10. Gravatarjerryshortbuss
    7:06 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    Hey Jennifer, could I borrow a starfish or two?

  11. GravatarCanesFan77
    7:09 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    I approve of this costume. Well done.

  12. GravatarCleveland Brown
    7:11 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    Great get-up, but only as long as she doesn't start singing "Under The Sea".

  13. GravatarRock Strongo
    7:14 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    Hope the coral on those starfish didn't scratch up Jennifer too much.

  14. GravatarNick N.
    9:29 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    I'd gladly help her apply the Bactine.

  15. GravatarLake Show
    9:37 pm on November 3rd, 2008

    Someone needs to sign Adam Archuleta, just so we can see Jennifer Walcott at more games.

  16. GravatarRanchorich
    9:21 am on November 4th, 2008

    It looks like she has two half grapefruits stuck on her chest.   She must have gotten that boob job in Tijuana. 
    Freaky, not sexy

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