Being an addict means not caring where you get your fix, as long as you get it. For an alcoholic, that would mean drinking anything that will get you drunk, whether it’s Jim Beam or grain alcohol. For a hardcore gambler, it’s having action on games featuring teams you’ve never heard of. And for a sex addict, it’s sleeping with anyone regardless of who they are or how they look. Which might explain admitted sex addict David Duchovny’s choice for his alleged affair as reported by STAR MAGAZINE: his tennis coach, former Loyola Marymount tennis player Edit Pakay.

(Edit Pakay? More like Nick Bakay)

While you might think that “28-year-old Hungarian tennis coach” sounds hot, Pakay’s seems to fall more on the Amelie Mauresmo side of female tennis player attractiveness than the Ana Ivanovic side, as you can tell by the picture from this bio from her playing days.

And keep in mind who Duchovny allegedly had been cheating on to get with Pakay: Téa Leoni. Which seems about as uneven of a trade as one could make. In terms of swaping partners, Duchovny is the Cowboys, and he just way overpaid for Roy Williams. Who would you rather sleep with - Pakay or her?:

Duchovny is denying reports of the affair (I would too, if only to avoid the hail of ribbing from my friends), saying that they are just close friends. Because that’s what sex addicts do - have lots of close female friends that they don’t sleep with. Rumors of the alleged affair picked up steam after the British newspaper the DAILY MAIL quoted Pakay as neither confirming or denying that they were a romantic item.

But now GOSSIP GIRLS is reporting that Pakay and her lawyer are claiming the the interview was fabricated and that her and Duchovny are just friends. (British tabloids making something up? I find that hard to believe.) No matter how this plays out, there’s one thing we should keep in mind: Leoni allegedly wound up in the arms of Billy Bob Thornton, the same guy who has beem romantically linked to Angelina Jolie, Laura Dern and others. If he can pull all those women, you can too!