Hi, I’m Dave Lozo. Yes, yes, the Dave Lozo. I have a blog. It is called WHY DON’T WE GET DRUNK AND BLOG?. It is funnier than Dane Cook. I realize that’s not saying much, but I don’t want to raise expectations too much.

This post is supposed to be a get-to-know-you deal. I’m supposed to thank Brooks for this great opportunity, blah blah blah. Let me tell you guys a secret. Brooks begged me to do this. Begged. Like a dog. But he finally said he’d be willing to pay me in high-res photos of the SbB girls, and I was sold. What can I say? I’m easy.

Let me tell you another secret. Brooks isn’t some journalist or sports guy or ladies man giving you the inside the dope on the sports world. He’s actually Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption. True story. I met him. He kept a bird in his coat pocket and kept writing “Brooks Was Here” all over the walls of my apartment.

Anyway, I’m here to take you through all the day’s action, so hopefully I won’t suck so bad you decide to spend time with your family or exercising or bettering yourself somehow. Pull up a chair and relax. Also, if you want to e-mail me tips, I’m certainly not above that. My only inside source in the world of sports is your mom, and she says you suck at softball. Let’s have some fun today, kids.