A Super Bowl travel note that you probably won’t find in your copy of “Fodor’s Tampa Bay”: along with having more strip clubs than you can shake a used G-string at, the Tampa area also has prostitutes! Lots of them! But as the TAMPA TRIBUNE notes, they’ll also have plenty of cops out on the streets as part of a crackdown on prostitution this week, so buyer beware.
Then again, judging by the quality of the working girls in Tampa, the buyer probably should beware. Meet Karen Tyborowski, one of two women arrested earlier this month after offering sex to undercover officers for $150. As you can see from the picture above, either she was acting out some sort of bizarre “Heath Ledger as The Joker” fetish, or she’s had some rough years.
And here’s perhaps the most shocking part of the story: the other prostitute arrested was only charging $100 - meaning Tyborowski was clearly the “looker” of the two. The article doesn’t have a mug shot for the other woman, probably out of concern for upsetting those with delicate constitutions, small children and people with heart problems.
The dastardly duo also claimed to have traveled in from out of town for the Super Bowl to earn some extra money, and one of them claimed to work at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada. However, since they both have Tampa addresses listed on their driver’s licenses, police are pretty sure that’s not the case. Along with the fact that OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE HER HORRIBLE, VOMIT-ENDUCING FACE?
(And is it just be, or does she look like an even rougher version of Tina Yothers from “Family Ties”?)
3:18 pm on January 27th, 2009
When did John Randle starting turning tricks in Tampa?
3:21 pm on January 27th, 2009
The goggles, they do nothing!
3:22 pm on January 27th, 2009
Say hello to Bozo the Streetwalker.
3:31 pm on January 27th, 2009
And I just finished lunch, too. Oh, well - here it comes back up again. BLEARGGGH!
3:51 pm on January 27th, 2009
Rudy, you had me in tears on that one.
4:36 pm on January 27th, 2009
She must have just stopped crying.
5:08 pm on January 27th, 2009
Is she one of the locals of one of the mercenaries?
9:11 pm on January 27th, 2009
The article doesn’t have a mug shot for the other woman, probably out of concern for upsetting those with delicate constitutions, small children and people with heart problems.
Or the first woman's looks broke the lens.
9:18 pm on January 27th, 2009
She must have a nice personality.
9:38 pm on January 27th, 2009
If Tampa cops really want to put a halt to prostitution, just plaster photos of this woman all across town. That'll turn any guy celibate.
11:37 am on January 28th, 2009
That's actually her high school graduation photo.
12:51 pm on January 28th, 2009
Dude…get this poor lady's picture off of your website. She isn't a celebrity. She has fallen as far as a human being can fall, let it go.
2:55 pm on January 28th, 2009
I agree with Johnny Cakes. You really should not be humilating this woman.
2:55 pm on February 4th, 2009
Do you know anyone who DOES have a decent mugshot? Ya, I was crying, even tried to hang myself in booking that day; then i get out to see THIS? Getting mocked and labeled for the rest of my life; just because i picked the wrong day to ty to make some extra cash? To evertyone who sees the true inhumanity and shame this brings to someone, i appreciate it. Times are hard; the economy sucks (no pun intended) and i was trying to make some extra cash. It will NEVER happen again. "fallen as far as a human being can go" yup. And yes, I DO have a nice personality. Not that it matters anymore, my life is over.
5:20 pm on February 4th, 2009
"HORRIBLE VOMIT INDUCING FACE? I'd sure like you see yours, buddy. I feel like I'm being stoned right out of the bible. He who hasnt sinned go right ahad and throw, em, buddy. You're a binch of lonely, bored a-holes. Although I did see maybe 2 or 3 fair comments? WAY TO KICK A PERSON WHEN THEYRE DOWN!!
5:30 pm on February 4th, 2009
Karen, don't listen to other people's mean attacks. They obviously have such miserable lives of their own that they feel the need to lash out at others. Rather pathetic, really.
Don't worry, Karen. You'll bounce back from this terrible ordeal. Jesus himself befriended Mary Magdalene, a fallen women herself that he helped redeem.
10:33 pm on February 4th, 2009
Jesus used to cure the lepers but she too far gone, letter die
10:49 am on February 5th, 2009
ill pray for you, dave. it seems you have a black heart.